Number Puns

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A Mexican magician tells the audience that he'll disappear on the count of 3

He says, "Uno, dos..." *poof* he disappeared without a tres

Without a tres, Coral
A Mexican magician tells the audience that he'll disappear on the count of 3

He says, "Uno, dos..." *poof* he disappeared without a tres

Without a tres, Coral


Memes,  Magic Puns,  Rick And Carl Meme,  
    
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Awwh I'm sorry

The guy you are trying to reach is teamlatina now so lose his number
Awwh I'm sorry

The guy you are trying to reach is teamlatina now so lose his number


Memes,  Latin American Jokes,  
    
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I have no value
I have no value

Funny Jokes,  Number Jokes,  
    
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What do white girls and prime numbers have in common?

They literally can't even
What do white girls and prime numbers have in common?

They literally can't even


Memes,  White Girl Jokes,  
    
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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7, ate, 9
Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7, ate, 9


Memes,  Pun Dog (theme),  
    
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Hey, you guys want to meet my new friend?

Sure. But where is he?

He's right here!

Why can't anyone else see you?

Beats me.
Hey, you guys want to meet my new friend?

Sure. But where is he?

He's right here!

Why can't anyone else see you?

Beats me.



Kids Math Jokes,  Funny Math Comics,  Funny Friends Images  
    
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"Hey Harry" 

"Yes Niall" 

"You know what's funnier than turdy seven?" 

"What?"

"Turdy eight"
"Hey Harry"

"Yes Niall"

"You know what's funnier than turdy seven?"

"What?"

"Turdy eight"


Funny Jokes,  Funny Pun,  
    
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Why was five afraid of seven?

Because six seven eight
Why was five afraid of seven?

Because six seven eight


Funny Number Jokes,  Yoda Jokes,  Star Wars Jokes,  
    
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My laziness is exactly as the number 8.

If it lays down it becomes infinite.
My laziness is exactly as the number 8.

If it lays down it becomes infinite.


Lazy People Quotes,  Cool Funny Quotes,  Cute Funny Quotes  
    
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Q: What was T. rex's favorite number?

A: Eight! (ate)


Cute Dinosaur Jokes,  Stupid Kid Jokes  
    
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What figures do the most walking? Roman numerals.

Roman Jokes For Kids,  Simple Jokes For Kids  
    
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Q: What do you call four Mexicans that are sinking in quicksand?

A: Quatro Cinco


Mexican Name Jokes,  Sand Jokes,  Mexican Puns,  
    
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A good woman will do 70 chores around the house. Cooking and 69.

69 Jokes Short,  Funny 69 Jokes,  69 Jokes,  
    
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Age is just a number?

I stole $100 from your wallet and replaced it with a $5 .Don't worry, they're just numbers.
Age is just a number?

I stole $100 from your wallet and replaced it with a $5 .Don't worry, they're just numbers.


Number Jokes,  Funny Number Jokes,  Stealing Jokes  
    
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small farts are easily held back at first

but they'll soon be back and in greater numbers
small farts are easily held back at first

but they'll soon be back and in greater numbers


Fart Jokes,  Fart Puns,  Farting Jokes,  Comeback Jokes,  
    
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