Nurse Jokes

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Wife: That nurses hands were all over you Me: I was having a heart attack Wife: I honestly knew you would say
Wife: That nurses hands were all over you

Me: I was having a heart attack

Wife: I honestly knew you would say

Memes,  Wife And Husband Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why did the blonde nurse carry around a red pen? A: To draw blood.
Q: Why did the blonde nurse carry around a red pen?

A: To draw blood.

Pen Puns,  Dumb Blond Jokes,  
    
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a pint of a day won't keep the doctor away and a pint with a kilt can help you meet some wonderful nurses.
a pint of a day won't keep the doctor away and a pint with a kilt can help you meet some wonderful nurses.

Funny Beer Quotes,  
    
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So you're a nurse? Can I ask you a qu... No
KAPPITS (1)
Paz, eres enfermera?: Puedo preguntarte algo
So you're a nurse?

Can I ask you a qu...

No

Memes,  Nurse Memes,  Grumpy Cat Meme (theme),  
    
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nurse! - my butt is loose! that's great news mr dobbins! i couldn't face another manual dissimpactation today!
nurse! - my butt is loose!

that's great news mr dobbins! i couldn't face another manual dissimpactation today!

Nurse Jokes One Liners,  Nurse Jokes One Liners,  
    
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You is broke. You is tired. You is a nurse.
You is broke. You is tired.

You is a nurse.

Nurse Meme,  Jokes Movies,  
    
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What men think dating a nurse will be like What it's really like
What men think dating a nurse will be like

What it's really like

Memes,  Nurse Meme,  
    
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Realizing your glove has torn Life of a CNA
Realizing your glove has torn

Life of a CNA

Cna Jokes,  Life Memes,  
    
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CNAs be like, Praise the lord! My shift is over!
CNAs be like,

Praise the lord! My shift is over!

Cna Jokes,  Be Like Meme,  Job Humor,  
    
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Lost & found Lost: social life, family, friends, sleep & my sanity! If found please call the nursing home! Thanks from a CNA
Lost & found

Lost: social life, family, friends, sleep & my sanity! If found please call the nursing home! Thanks from a CNA

Cna Jokes,  Funny Nurse Ecards,  Nursing Home Jokes,  
    
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So you passed your CNA class with flying colors Let's see how you do on the state exam
So you passed your CNA class with flying colors

Let's see how you do on the state exam

Cna Jokes,  Willy Wonka Quotes,  School Jokes,  
    
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If you could do the work of 10 CNA's That would be great
If you could do the work of 10 CNA's

That would be great

Cna Jokes,  That Would Be Great Meme,  Job Memes,  
    
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i love to wipe 80 year old ina and uncircised ..... said no cna ever!
i love to wipe 80 year old ina and uncircised ..... said no cna ever!

Cna Jokes,  Funny Nurse Ecards,  
    
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I noticed you got that combative resident out of bed by yourself I too like to live dangerously
I noticed you got that combative resident out of bed by yourself

I too like to live dangerously

Cna Jokes,  I Too Like To Live Dangerously,  
    
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You were a CNA for 5 years back in the 80's? Then by all means, do tell us how best to care for your hospitalized family member.
You were a CNA for 5 years back in the 80's?

Then by all means, do tell us how best to care for your hospitalized family member.

Cna Jokes,  Unhelpful High School Teacher (theme),  
    
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