Nurse Memes

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[John Cena wakes up from coma]

Cena: Where am I?

Nurse: ICU

Cena: No you don't
[John Cena wakes up from coma]

Cena: Where am I?

Nurse: ICU

Cena: No you don't


Memes,  John Cena Memes,  Hospital Meme,  
    
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Memes,  Grumpy Cat Meme (theme),  
    
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That face you make

When someone who doesnt work in nursing says, "Your job can't be that hard"
That face you make

When someone who doesnt work in nursing says, "Your job can't be that hard"


Memes,  Nursing Jokes One Liners,  That Face You Make,  
    
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C.N.A

What my friends think I do. 

What my mom thinks I do. 

What society thinks I do. 

What my boss thinks I do. 

What I think I do. 

What I actually do.
C.N.A

What my friends think I do.

What my mom thinks I do.

What society thinks I do.

What my boss thinks I do.

What I think I do.

What I actually do.


Cna Jokes,  Reality Jokes,  Expectation Vs Reality Jokes,  
    
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I'm way to lazy of an RN to empty the commode right next to me. Ket me search the halls for my incredibly busy CNA to empty it for me.
I'm way to lazy of an RN to empty the commode right next to me. Ket me search the halls for my incredibly busy CNA to empty it for me.

Cna Jokes,  Funny Nurse Ecards,  
    
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I know you think you're the only one here, but so do the other twenty people I'm responsible for.
I know you think you're the only one here, but so do the other twenty people I'm responsible for.

Cna Jokes,  Funny Nurse Ecards,  Patient Jokes,  
    
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the waitress gets you a gl of water and you give her 15%. i clean your , scrub your feet and sprinkle  powder in unly places and you yell at me. what the f**k?
the waitress gets you a gl of water and you give her 15%. i clean your , scrub your feet and sprinkle powder in unly places and you yell at me. what the f**k?

Cna Jokes,  Funny Nurse Ecards,  
    
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Opportunity Jokes,  Nurse Jokes One Liners,  
    
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doctor: are you sexually active 

billy: why u tryna ?
doctor: are you sexually active

billy: why u tryna ?


Memes,  
    
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scol nurses be like "come back if it's still hurting during lunch"
scol nurses be like "come back if it's still hurting during lunch"

Memes,  Nurse Jokes,  School Humor,  
    
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Her: I'm a nurse

Me: You're a CNA
Her: I'm a nurse

Me: You're a CNA


Memes,  Lier Jokes,  Jokes About Liers,  
    
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Taking my patients socks off ... skin cellls be like
Taking my patients socks off ... skin cellls be like

Memes,  Nurse Jokes One Liners,  Patient Jokes,  
    
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A good reason to be a nurse

You can silent fart at work and it can be blamed on the patient.
A good reason to be a nurse

You can silent fart at work and it can be blamed on the patient.


Memes,  Evil Kid Meme,  Blame Jokes,  
    
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My pain is 10/10.

No.
My pain is 10/10.

No.


Memes,  Nurse Jokes,  Patient Jokes,  
    
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Elderly patients

Day shift

Night shift
Elderly patients

Day shift

Night shift


Memes,  Patient Jokes,  Elderly Jokes,  
    
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