Nursery Rhymes

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On this page, we have added the most popular and best viral nursery jokes and memes from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the internet and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

Nursery rhymes are cute little stories we were told as children. Humpty Dumpty, Mary Had a Little Lamb and little ditties like that. The jokes in memes in the section give the classics a not so happy ending and some not even appropriate for children.

While you are browsing through our collection of jokes, memes and articles please be so kind as to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit! Since we are always adding new content to this section, we invite you to check back often.
It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumptybut he had a great fall.
It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumptybut he had a great fall.

Humpty Dumpty Jokes,  Fall Jokes,  Summer Puns,  
    
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''And the gold medal goes to...''
''And the gold medal goes to...''

Cow Jokes For Kids,  Cow Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Row row row your

No
Row row row your

No


Grumpy Cat (theme),  Boat Jokes,  Mean Humor,  
    
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row row row your boat sneak up the stream, lock n' load in tactic mode united states marines.

shut the  up carl
row row row your boat sneak up the stream, lock n' load in tactic mode united states marines.

shut the up carl


Funny Marine Jokes,  
    
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Row row row

Your goat
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Lol: Loool
Lol: Lol
Row row row

Your goat


Funny Jokes,  Goat Puns,  
    
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Yo bro, drop a beat real quick

When you realize Dr. Seuss was lowkey fire
Yo bro, drop a beat real quick

Funny Vines,  Dr Seuss Tongue Twisters,  Funny Vines Videos,  
    
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s, something we all suld never give.

with a   here

and a   there

here a 

i don't give a
s, something we all suld never give.

with a here

and a there

here a

i don't give a


Memes,  
    
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roses are red, violets are blue.

lil stupid  , i aint in witchu
roses are red, violets are blue.

lil stupid , i aint in witchu


Memes,  Roses Are Red Jokes,  
    
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The ittsy bittsy spider

Went up the water spout

Down came the rain

And washed the spider out

Out came the sun & dried up all the rain

And the ittsy bittsy spider went up the spout again
The ittsy bittsy spider

Went up the water spout

Down came the rain

And washed the spider out

Out came the sun & dried up all the rain

And the ittsy bittsy spider went up the spout again


Memes,  Jodi Arias Memes,  
    
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"Sticks and stones may break my bones,, but words will never hurt me."

We'll see.
"Sticks and stones may break my bones,, but words will never hurt me."

We'll see.


Memes,  Funny Rhyming Quotes,  
    
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Jingle bells Twilight smells Edward Ran away

Bella dies Jacob cries Star Wars all the way
Jingle bells Twilight smells Edward Ran away

Bella dies Jacob cries Star Wars all the way


Memes,  Jokes About Star Wars,  Star Wars Humor,  
    
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It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty, but he has a great fall.
It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty, but he has a great fall.

Funny Pictures,  Funny Puns For Kids,  Pun Examples,  
    
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This lamb is so raw

It's following Mary to school
This lamb is so raw

It's following Mary to school


Funny Nursery Rhymes,  Gordon Ramsay Funny,  Gordon Ramsay Meme (theme),  
    
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row row row your boat

the  away from me
row row row your boat

the away from me


Funny Jokes,  Boat Jokes,  
    
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twinkle twinkle little star

i want to hit you with my car
twinkle twinkle little star

i want to hit you with my car


Funny Quotes,  Funny Nursery Rhymes,  
    
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