Nut Puns

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Nut punsYou [Pe]can do it.

Funny Nut Puns


Deeez nuts! Sorry I couldn’t resist but enjoy some interesting and hilarious nut puns like eating a full bag of nuts leaving you with an empty nut sack. Girls be on the low be calling their girlfriends Nutty buddies because that’s her slut girlfriend who’s been catching nuts from mad dudes from the nightclub when they go out.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral funny nut puns and jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
when she's sucking the ney nut out of you
when she's sucking the ney nut out of you

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Pissed-achios
Pissed-achios

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when you trying to convince your girl to swallow:

nutrition starts with nut
when you trying to convince your girl to swallow:

nutrition starts with nut


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little did gary know that they were plotting to steal his nuts
little did gary know that they were plotting to steal his nuts

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Did You Know
  • The saying 'sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't' originated from Mounds (candy) in a 1970's ad campaign.
  • smh w busted a nut on the toilet
    smh w busted a nut on the toilet

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    What do you call someone who lovea walls?

A "wall nut."
    What do you call someone who lovea walls?

    A "wall nut."


    Best Laffy Taffy Jokes,  Walnut Jokes,  
        
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    i take the nuts off my ice cream, momma didn't raise no get
    i take the nuts off my ice cream, momma didn't raise no get

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    when u deal with a nut   u become a nut   n y'all gone have a lil baby nut
    when u deal with a nut u become a nut n y'all gone have a lil baby nut

    Memes,  Funny Relationship Pics,  
        
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    are you from haiti?

cause you bout to say haiti my nuts
    are you from haiti?

    cause you bout to say haiti my nuts


    Memes,  Haiti Jokes,  
        
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    after sex  be like...

my bad i aint know u wanted one too
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    rocnation: haha that's just how it is sometimes
    after sex be like...

    my bad i aint know u wanted one too


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    winter sucks!

it's going to take until july to that out my nuts!!
    winter sucks!

    it's going to take until july to that out my nuts!!


    Memes,  Funny Winter Sayings,  Squirrel Puns,  
        
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    this squirrel is one of the realest  i know all he wants to do is smoke blunts and bust nuts
    this squirrel is one of the realest i know all he wants to do is smoke blunts and bust nuts

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    i take the nuts off my ice cream, momma didn't raise no got
    i take the nuts off my ice cream, momma didn't raise no got

    Funny Jokes,  Best Twitter Jokes,  
        
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