Nutcracker Jokes

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Ignored by 95% of the audience

Entire ballet falls to pieces without them
Ignored by 95% of the audience

Entire ballet falls to pieces without them


Ballerina Jokes,  Dancing Jokes,  
    
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"I wish you'd use the nutcrackers."
"I wish you'd use the nutcrackers."

False Teeth Jokes,  Funny Teeth Jokes,  
    
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All right, Goober, hand over the wallet and the cane! And make it quick!
All right, Goober, hand over the wallet and the cane! And make it quick!

Robber Jokes,  Robbery Jokes,  
    
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"Nutcrackers! I take it this is the first time you've had snails, sir?"
"Nutcrackers! I take it this is the first time you've had snails, sir?"


Dinner Joke,  Dinner Meme,  
    
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Sense 

This picture makes none

The nutcracker 

Toy soldiers battle the rats, you uncultured swine
Sense

This picture makes none

The nutcracker

Toy soldiers battle the rats, you uncultured swine


Ballerina Jokes,  Demotivational Posters Funny,  
    
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"Very quietly, the nut-cracker awaits his prey"
"Very quietly, the nut-cracker awaits his prey"

Silly Cute Jokes,  List Of Clean Jokes,  
    
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Brace yourselves 

For five weeks of hearing the nutcracker playing all over the place
Brace yourselves

For five weeks of hearing the nutcracker playing all over the place


Brace Yourselves Meme (theme),  Funny Christmas Messages,  
    
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"I strongly suggest you consider a different career Mr. Nutcracker."
"I strongly suggest you consider a different career Mr. Nutcracker."

Good Dentist Jokes,  Funny Dentist Joke,  
    
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On hold for two and a half hours.. 

Got to listen to entire Nutcracker soundtrack
On hold for two and a half hours..

Got to listen to entire Nutcracker soundtrack


Success Kid Meme (theme),  Success Kid (theme),  
    
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Tries to use a nutcracker 

Breaks 3 fingers
Tries to use a nutcracker

Breaks 3 fingers


Funny Bad Luck Brian Memes,  Bad Luck Brian Meme (theme),  
    
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Nutcracker? 

You mean your hands?
Nutcracker?

You mean your hands?


Overly Manly Man Meme (theme),  Silly Jokes One Liners,  
    
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"careful, bob, this guy goes straight for the nuts!"
"careful, bob, this guy goes straight for the nuts!"

Funny Fights,  Fight Jokes,  
    
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hey dad? suldn't nuts be women?
hey dad? suldn't nuts be women?

    
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urology 
doctor n.
urology
doctor n.


Santa Humor,  
    
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