Obesity Jokes

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You ever see someone obese standing next to someone else, and just by default the other person just looking real skinny? Then the two of them together look like the number 10…or the fact that fat people are the best in the summer because they give shade, and in the winter they give heat better than a quilt blanket.

You ever see someone post a pic of someone “thick” and they’ve clearly joined Team Obese 5 burgers ago? There’s a thin line between thick and obese and most people don’t seem to know the difference.

We have the funniest obesity jokes on the Internet and we are always adding more. Take some time to browse around, be sure to caption it (kappit), rate and share with friends.
When everyone's being active and shit today but you ate 4 crunch wrap supremes last night
When everyone's being active and shit today but you ate 4 crunch wrap supremes last night

Memes,  Fat Humor,  Taco Bell Jokes,  
    
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My husband explaining the obesity chart at the vet's office to our cat Lenny
My husband explaining the obesity chart at the vet's office to our cat Lenny

Memes,  Funny Veterinarian Jokes,  
    
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Not sure if doctor said I'm obese

Or a beast
Not sure if doctor said I'm obese

Or a beast


Memes,  Not Sure If Meme (theme),  Doctor Humor,  
    
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Friend: Are you should be eating all that?

Me:
Friend: Are you should be eating all that?

Me:


Memes,  Fat Boy Jokes,  Eating Meme,  
    
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if you ever feel like a fat piece of , this guys applying sunblock with a paint roller
if you ever feel like a fat piece of , this guys applying sunblock with a paint roller

Memes,  Fat Person Jokes,  Funny Fat Guy Jokes,  
    
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One of the Dangers of Childhood Obesity on the playground
One of the Dangers of Childhood Obesity on the playground

Playground Jokes,  Funny Fat People Images,  
    
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Ford

Fatally obese

Redneck driver
Ford

Fatally obese

Redneck driver


Redneck Jokes,  Redneck Humor,  Anti Ford Jokes,  
    
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Please don't write another article on obesity in America until you explain why salad are $7 and a burger is $1.
Please don't write another article on obesity in America until you explain why salad are $7 and a burger is $1.

Funny Quotes,  Fat Person Jokes,  
    
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"Seven years in DC, everybody wants a piece of me/ only hater I got is childhood obesity" #flotusbars
"Seven years in DC, everybody wants a piece of me/ only hater I got is childhood obesity" #flotusbars

Flotus Bars,  Childhood Jokes,  
    
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Not sure if obese black bear

Or ole miss homecoming queen
Not sure if obese black bear

Or ole miss homecoming queen


Ole Miss Rebels Jokes,  Not Sure If Meme (theme),  Futurama Fry Meme (theme),  
    
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Look, it's not my place to twll you how to live your lif, but we picked up your scent from thirty miles away.
Look, it's not my place to twll you how to live your lif, but we picked up your scent from thirty miles away.

Vulture Jokes,  Fat Guy Jokes  
    
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Should I do something about my morbid obesity?

No, it's society that's wrong
Should I do something about my morbid obesity?

No, it's society that's wrong


Memes,  Overweight Jokes,  
    
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w the  do you get so obese that your body starts to think it's a good idea to store fat in your forehead
w the do you get so obese that your body starts to think it's a good idea to store fat in your forehead

Memes,  Funny Fat Pics,  
    
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I worked at a Walmart as a cart pusher and I never returned the scooters

Because the majority of the people that used them were lazy and obese
I worked at a Walmart as a cart pusher and I never returned the scooters

Because the majority of the people that used them were lazy and obese


Memes,  Walmart Jokes,  Walmart Humor,  
    
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If I self-identify as obese

Does that make me trans-fat?
If I self-identify as obese

Does that make me trans-fat?


Memes,  Fat Jokes,  Funny Fat Quotes,  
    
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