Octopus Jokes For Kids

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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim? An octopuss!
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

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What do you call a penguin who steals an octopus? Squidnapper.
What do you call a penguin who steals an octopus?

Squidnapper.

Octopus Jokes,  Best Silly Jokes,  Penguin Jokes,  
    
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What do you get when you cross a werewolf with an octopus?

A fur coat with a lot of sleeves.

Wolf Jokes,  Jokes For Little Kids,  Funny Little Kid Jokes,  
    
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Happy Ocoto-bear!
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Octo-Bear!: Yay!
Happy Ocoto-bear!

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LOLsquid: This is amazing! LOL!
When someone asks me to share my food with them:

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What does an octopus take on a camping trip?

Tentacles!

Camping Jokes,  Riddle Jokes,  Joke Of The Day For Kids  
    
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What do you call a neurotic octopus?

A crazy, mixed-up squid.

Jokes Or Riddles For Kids,  Good Jokes That Make You Laugh  
    
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Who held the baby octopus to ransom?

Squidnappers!

Riddle Jokes Funny,  Kidnap Jokes,  Kidnapping Jokes  
    
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Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?

On squid row !

Ocean Jokes For Kids,  Question Humor  
    
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Who was the most famous pirate octopus?

Captain Squid!

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What's an octopuses favorite latin saying?

Squid pro quo!

Sea Jokes,  Ocean Jokes For Kids,  Latin American Jokes  
    
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What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

Kid Riddles Jokes,  Brain Teaser Riddles  
    
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Q: What is a black octopus?

A: Two black cats fighting!

Black Cat Jokes,  Cat Humor,  Octopus Jokes  
    
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Q: What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

A: Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?

Girlfriend Jokes,  Couple Jokes  
    
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Q: What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A: A coat of arms.

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