Offensive Catholic Jokes

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protect the children! 

separate bathrooms from priests.
protect the children!

separate bathrooms from priests.


Memes,  Funny Bathroom Signs,  
    
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All Catholic Priests must remain celibate 

Office was originally occupied by a married person
All Catholic Priests must remain celibate

Office was originally occupied by a married person


Catholic Priest Joke,  Anti Religion Jokes,  
    
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Do not eat meat on Fridays

Um ok
Do not eat meat on Fridays

Um ok


Lent Jokes,  Lent Meme,  
    
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"Am I pretty?"

Uhmm... You're catholic!
"Am I pretty?"

Uhmm... You're catholic!


Ash Wednesday Meme,  Anti Religion Jokes,  
    
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what's the difference between a zit and the pope?

a zit waits until you are a teenager to come on your face
what's the difference between a zit and the pope?

a zit waits until you are a teenager to come on your face


Funny Jokes,  Funny Zit Jokes,  Pope Jokes One Liners,  
    
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so, because you don't eat meat on good friday

we can't use condoms and 1 in 4 has aids?
so, because you don't eat meat on good friday

we can't use condoms and 1 in 4 has aids?


Memes,  Good Friday Meme,  
    
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gives up child rape for lent

kidding
gives up child rape for lent

kidding


Memes,  Lent Memes,  
    
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Ah yes! Lets just put candles on poles and attach them to pews where there will be large instruments and clumsy and old people exiting and entering!
Ah yes! Lets just put candles on poles and attach them to pews where there will be large instruments and clumsy and old people exiting and entering!

Memes,  Catholic Humor,  
    
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steady....steady...
steady....steady...

    
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Q: What do Kmart stores and Catholic priests have in common?

A: Both have boys underwear half off.


Funny Catholic Jokes,  Catholic Jokes One Liners  
    
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Q. Whats the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?

A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.


Catholic Jokes,  Funny Catholic Jokes,  Offensive Jew Jokes,  
    
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What is the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?

Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.


Catholic Jokes,  Catholic Humor,  Catholic Jokes One Liners  
    
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Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?

A: Dress her up like an altar boy.


Offensive Jokes,  
    
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Q: Whats the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?

A: At least a zit waits until youre a teenager before it cums on your face!


Offensive Joke,  Priest Jokes,  Horribly Offensive Jokes  
    
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Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?

A: Dress her up as an altar boy.


    
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