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Ur not the prettiest one in here but beauty is only a paper bag away.

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Do you like wedges?, cause I'm gonna wedge this dick in yo mouth.

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Baby I want to wear you like a pair of sun glasses, one leg over each ear.

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My penis is going on vacation. Destination: YOUR MOUTH

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Lets play circus, first sit on my face I'll guess your weight and I'll eat the difference.

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I hope you're as easy as your mom...

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Did you sleep in a garbage can last night? Because you are looking trashy! l

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Do you like tapes and CDs?

(I guess)

Good, 'cause Imma tape this dick to your forehead so you CDs nuts.


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roses are red, violets are blue 

sw me your s
roses are red, violets are blue

sw me your s


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Are you a swimmer cause you have no eyebrows.

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I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.

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Yeah, I am married. So what can I do to get you to go out with me?

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 baby,

you must be a bowling bowl because i want to pick you up and stick my finger in your les.
baby,

you must be a bowling bowl because i want to pick you up and stick my finger in your les.


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For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.

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You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.

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