Offensive Dirty Jokes

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if we ain't ing my text speed slow as
if we ain't ing my text speed slow as

Funny Quotes,  Texting Jokes,  Funny Texting Jokes,  
    
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95% of our generation will allow genitals in their mouth but refuse to eat this part of the banana
95% of our generation will allow genitals in their mouth but refuse to eat this part of the banana

Memes,  Banana Jokes,  
    
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stop saying the f word! every time you say the f word i can't even hear the thing you're trying to tell me!

i want to  your sister!
stop saying the f word! every time you say the f word i can't even hear the thing you're trying to tell me!

i want to your sister!


    
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Q: What is Bill Clinton favorite instrument?

A: A sexaphone!


Instrument Jokes,  
    
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Q: How does a horny guy spell relief?

A: B.L.O.N.D.E.


Horny Jokes,  Guy Jokes,  
    
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What's a wife?

An attachment you screw onto the bed to get the housework done!


Best Wife Jokes,  House Jokes,  Filthy Jokes One Liners  
    
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Which of the following doesn't belong?

WIFE - MEAT - EGGS - BLOWJOB?

BLOWJOB. You can beat your wife, your eggs and your meat but you can't beat a blowjob!


    
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What do you tell your wife if she has two black eyes?

Nothing you have already told her twice.


Best Wife Jokes,  Fighting Jokes,  
    
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"Who will give the bride away?" asked the priest.

"I could," came a voice from the back, "But I'm keeping my mouth shut!"


Bride Jokes,  Priest Jokes,  Filthy One Liners  
    
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Why is a woman like a paving slab?

If you lay her right the first time, you will be walking all over her for the rest of your life!


Best Woman Jokes,  
    
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How many battered wives does it take to change a light bulb?

One. If the bitch knows what good for her!


Light Bulb Jokes,  
    
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What does Saddam Hussein and his father have in common?

They both pulled out too late....... Kuwaitis Interruptus!


Father Jokes,  Question Jokes,  
    
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How do you make paper dolls?

Fuck an old bag!


Barbie Doll Jokes,  Best Filthy Jokes  
    
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Why don't old men eat their wives out?

Have you ever pulled grilled cheese apart?


Filthy Jokes One Liners  
    
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What do you call a baby on a stick without any kidneys?

A doner kebabie!


Kidney Jokes,  Funny Baby Jokes,  
    
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