Offensive Welsh Jokes

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A Welshman was counting his sheep. "205, 206, 207, Hello darling, 208, 209."

Sheep Jokes,  Girlfriend Jokes,  Sheep Jokes One Liners  

Why do Welshmen have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs?

So that they push back harder!

Sheep Jokes,  Racial Jokes  

What is the one thing that you can't get in Wales?

Virgin wool!

Virginity Jokes,  Brittish Insults,  

Why do the Welsh have children?

Instant friends!

Friend Jokes,  English Jokes,  Jokes About Children  

The famous Welsh ship owner, Mr Lloyd, was having his house built on a large piece of land just outside Cardiff.He said to the architect, "Don't disturb that tree over there because I had my first bit of sex under that tree!""How sentimental of you Mr. Lloyd," replied the architect, "That very tree huh?""Yep, that's right," continued Mr Lloyd, "And don't damage that tree on the other side because that's where her mother stood and watched me have my first bit of sex with her daughter!""Wha t?" replied the architect, "Her mother just stood there and watched you have your way with her daughter?""Yep ," said Mr Lloyd, "she sure did!""But Mr Lloyd," said the architect, "didn't she say anything?""Yes she sure as hell did," smiled Mr Lloyd, "She said BAAAAAAAAAA!"

House Jokes,  Tree Puns  

Why do Welshmen think sheep are better than women?

A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister!

Brittish Insults,  Woman Joke,  

The Welsh farmer's wife gave him a plate of grass for his dinner."What the hell is this?" he screamed."Well,&quo t; replied his wife, "If it's good enough for your girlfriend, then it's good enough for you!"

Dinner Jokes,  Grass Jokes,  Wife Jokes,  

What do you call a Welshman with 40 wives?

A shepherd!

Wife Jokes,  Shepherd Jokes  

What's the most common lie a Welshman tells? "I was only trying to help that sheep over the fence!"

Sheep Puns,  Fencing Jokes,  Racist Puns,  

Why do Welsh horses run so fast?

Because they have seen what the farmers do to the sheep!

Run Jokes,  Horse Jokes,  Animal Joke,  

Two Welshmen were rounding up their sheep when one of the ewes suddenly ran into a fence and got it's head stuck. The two men ran over to the fence and one of them said to the other, "Hey, boyo, this is too good an opportunity to pass up!

"The man unzipped his trousers, yanked out his cock and fucked the ewe for ten minutes until he finally came inside it. After he finished he looked at his friend and said, "That was bloody marvellous, mate. D'you fancy a go then?"

"Bloody right I do!" replied the other man, as he unzipped his trousers and stuck his head through the fence.16)

Sheep Puns,  Man Humor  

One day a man walked into a pub in Wales and ordered a pint of beer. All the other men in the bar looked at him and the barman asked, "You're not from around here, are you sir?"

"No," replied the man, "I am from London."

"So, boy," said the barman, "What do you do for a living then?""I'm a taxidermist." replied the man."A taxidermist?" asked the barman, "What's one of them then?""Well,&q uot; replied the man, "I mount animals."

The barman then turned to all the other Welshmen in the bar and said, "It's ok lads, he's one of us!"

Man Walks Into A Bar Jokes  

What do you call a Welsh farmer with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other?


Farmer Jokes,  Goat Puns,  Animal Puns,  

What's brown and pink and comes out of a sheep's arse?

A Welshman's cock!

Sheep Puns,  Animal Joke,  

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