Oil Jokes

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Me:

My dad:

Me:

My Dad: When was the last time u checked ur oil
Me:

My dad:

Me:

My Dad: When was the last time u checked ur oil


Memes,  Father Daughter Jokes,  
    
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Answering a phone call from my dad

Me: he-

Dad: You been checking the oil in that car????
Answering a phone call from my dad

Me: he-

Dad: You been checking the oil in that car????


Memes,  Phone Call Jokes,  Funny Dad Sayings,  
    
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Kids eatin TidePods

And dont even realize that their cars have secret chocolate fountains
Kids eatin TidePods

And dont even realize that their cars have secret chocolate fountains


Memes,  Tide Pods Meme,  
    
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Somalia has Oil? 

Better give them more democracy
Somalia has Oil?

Better give them more democracy


American Pride Eagle (theme),  Somalia Jokes,  
    
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what do you call a sunken somalian pirate ship

an oil spill
what do you call a sunken somalian pirate ship

an oil spill


Pirate Jokes,  Somalia Jokes,  Most Racist Black Jokes,  
    
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Indonesia has oil?

Better give them more democracy
Indonesia has oil?

Better give them more democracy


Indonesia Jokes,  American Pride Eagle Meme,  Democrat Jokes,  
    
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i may not be much of a mechanic, but i'd still love to "check your oil".
i may not be much of a mechanic, but i'd still love to "check your oil".

    
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Brace yourselves 

Oil has been discovered in Kenya
Brace yourselves

Oil has been discovered in Kenya


Brace Yourselves Meme (theme),  Kenya Jokes,  
    
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Greasy hair? 

No! natural oil treatment
Greasy hair?

No! natural oil treatment


Greasy Hair Jokes,  Hair Fail,  
    
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Ecuador has Oil? 

Sounds like ecuador needs some freedom
Ecuador has Oil?

Sounds like ecuador needs some freedom


Ecuador Jokes,  American Pride Eagle Meme,  Freedom Jokes,  
    
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it's just a hunch, but the female engineers at bp may not have mastered the proper use of tampons.
it's just a hunch, but the female engineers at bp may not have mastered the proper use of tampons.

Engineer Jokes One Liners,  Software Engineer Jokes,  
    
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Scotland has oil?

Sounds like Scotland needs some freedom
Scotland has oil?

Sounds like Scotland needs some freedom


Anti Scottish Jokes,  Funny Scottish Jokes,  Scottish Jokes,  
    
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Barber How can I help you today?

Girl: you know the BP oil spill???

Barber: Say no more fam.
Barber How can I help you today?

Girl: you know the BP oil spill???

Barber: Say no more fam.


Memes,  Say No More Meme,  
    
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Oil in Guyana?

Sounds like they need some freedom
KAPPITS (1)
OIL IN SOMALIA: SOUNDS LIKE THEY NEED SOME FREEDOM
Oil in Guyana?

Sounds like they need some freedom


Freedom Meme,  Freedom Jokes,  American Pride Eagle (theme),  
    
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Why did BP hire the Chicago White Sox to clean up the Gulf oil spill?
Why did BP hire the Chicago White Sox to clean up the Gulf oil spill?

Chicago White Sox Jokes,  Towel Jokes,  
    
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