Old Age Jokes One Liners

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"Aren't you a little too old to be seeing Finding Do-"

Me:
"Aren't you a little too old to be seeing Finding Do-"

Me:


Memes,  Movie Humor,  
    
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Happy 40th birthday! I got you diabetes this year.
Happy 40th birthday! I got you diabetes this year.

Happy 40th Birthday Jokes,  40th Birthday Jokes,  
    
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Wow you have a new car? That's awesome. Where do you live now? Still with your parents. Oh oh that's good, I guess. Well happy 40th Birthday!
Wow you have a new car? That's awesome. Where do you live now? Still with your parents. Oh oh that's good, I guess. Well happy 40th Birthday!

Funny Mean Quotes,  Happy 40th Birthday Jokes,  
    
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all the best to someone old enough to remember what it was like to poop witut a smartpne... 

happy 40th birthday! enjoy your first colonoscopy!
all the best to someone old enough to remember what it was like to poop witut a smartpne...

happy 40th birthday! enjoy your first colonoscopy!


Aging Jokes,  Happy 40th Birthday Jokes,  
    
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How late do you expect to be working?

Late... 70 to 72 years old.
How late do you expect to be working?

Late... 70 to 72 years old.


Funny Retirement Quotes,  Retirement Humor,  
    
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AAU be like "he only 14"
AAU be like "he only 14"

Memes,  Funny Basketball Jokes,  
    
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60th birthday thrills: more pills, more chills, and more bills.
60th birthday thrills: more pills, more chills, and more bills.

Turning 60 Years Old Jokes,  Medicine Jokes,  Best Old Age Jokes,  
    
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Don't let old age get you down

It's too hard to get back up!
Don't let old age get you down

It's too hard to get back up!


60th Birthday Jokes For Men,  Funny Birthday Cake Sayings,  
    
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You reach the age where nature develops a sense of humor about where hair should grow.
You reach the age where nature develops a sense of humor about where hair should grow.

Hair Loss Jokes,  Losing Hair Jokes,  Bald Person Jokes,  
    
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When you turn 100 and realize you're not allowed to play with LEGOs anymore =/
When you turn 100 and realize you're not allowed to play with LEGOs anymore =/

Memes,  Lego Jokes,  
    
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If you live long enough

Sooner or later everybody you know has cancer.
If you live long enough

Sooner or later everybody you know has cancer.


Memes,  George Carlin Joke,  Funny Cancer Sayings,  
    
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all ya girls doing this "kissie face" "duck lips" just know the second pic is ur future (let that sink in). #fact
all ya girls doing this "kissie face" "duck lips" just know the second pic is ur future (let that sink in). #fact

Memes,  Duck Face Jokes,  Funny Duck Face Jokes,  
    
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morgan freeman be absorbing  powers so he can live forever...
morgan freeman be absorbing powers so he can live forever...

Memes,  Morgan Freeman Jokes,  Funny Images Of Actors,  
    
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Yo Mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo Mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Funny Jokes,  Old Age Insults,  
    
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Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? 

Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties?

Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.


Funny Ecards,  Jokes On Old Age,  
    
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