Old Car Jokes

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Having a car is cool until u have to get an oil change.. or an inspection...or a registration sticker... or new tires... or pay for gas
Having a car is cool until u have to get an oil change.. or an inspection...or a registration sticker... or new tires... or pay for gas

Memes,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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Being poor is cool cause you'll be saving up for something you really want and you'll almost be there and ready to buy it and then your check engine light comes on
Being poor is cool cause you'll be saving up for something you really want and you'll almost be there and ready to buy it and then your check engine light comes on

Memes,  Poor People Jokes,  No Money Jokes,  
    
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Mechanics when women pull up for an oil change
Mechanics when women pull up for an oil change

Memes,  Auto Mechanic Jokes,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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When your car starts making weird noises so you turn up the music trying to ignore them
When your car starts making weird noises so you turn up the music trying to ignore them

Memes,  Noise Jokes,  
    
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When your car starts making noises but you pretend that everything is fine
When your car starts making noises but you pretend that everything is fine

Memes,  Auto Jokes,  Noise Jokes,  
    
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When your car starts making weird noises but you aren't even surprised anymore
When your car starts making weird noises but you aren't even surprised anymore

Memes,  Auto Jokes,  Kanye West Memes,  
    
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when your car breaks down and you ain't know jack  about cars so you just sit there on the side of the road like
when your car breaks down and you ain't know jack about cars so you just sit there on the side of the road like

Memes,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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when a  w don't even have a car in your back seat like "why yo brakes sound like that bro?"
when a w don't even have a car in your back seat like "why yo brakes sound like that bro?"

Memes,  Annoying People Jokes,  
    
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Thanks America!

For pimpin my ride!
Thanks America!

For pimpin my ride!


Pimp My Ride Jokes,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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Push dawg, we goin' to the future!
Push dawg, we goin' to the future!

Back To The Future Memes,  Funny Black Jokes Short,  
    
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Went on a first date and she was impressed I opened the car door for her

In reality, the car door falls off if not opened correctly
Went on a first date and she was impressed I opened the car door for her

In reality, the car door falls off if not opened correctly


Memes,  Chivalry Jokes,  
    
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when you go on a date n your engine rattling

but you keep the music up and act like you don't hear nothing
when you go on a date n your engine rattling

but you keep the music up and act like you don't hear nothing


Memes,  Funny Driving Jokes,  Funny Driving Pictures,  
    
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oh, you put $4,000 rims on your 1999 nda civic?

sweet! that's like your grandma getting a boob job.
oh, you put $4,000 rims on your 1999 nda civic?

sweet! that's like your grandma getting a boob job.


Memes,  Funny Car Jokes,  
    
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this that, i just put a ler on, imma race every  car
this that, i just put a ler on, imma race every car

Memes,  Car Meme,  
    
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