Old Classic Jokes

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Odysseus! My name is Odyyssseeeuus!

Say that one more time and I... I'll.. I'll force you to sail around the world for 10 years on an awesome heroic adventure that people will talk about for millenia to come!
Odysseus! My name is Odyyssseeeuus!

Say that one more time and I... I'll.. I'll force you to sail around the world for 10 years on an awesome heroic adventure that people will talk about for millenia to come!


Odyssey Jokes,  Greek Mythology Jokes,  Funny Jokes Comics,  
    
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Odysseus' men go to the Lord Helios' Island to be heroes

Kill cattle and act like terrorists instead
Odysseus' men go to the Lord Helios' Island to be heroes

Kill cattle and act like terrorists instead


Odyssey Jokes,  Terrorist Jokes,  
    
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Graduates at the top of his class

Gets eaten by a t-rex
Graduates at the top of his class

Gets eaten by a t-rex


Jurassic Park Meme,  Good Dumb Jokes,  Good Old Jokes,  
    
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We're not talking about a website that was destroyed by deforestation, or the building of a dam

Myspace had it's chance, and nature selected it for extinction.
We're not talking about a website that was destroyed by deforestation, or the building of a dam

Myspace had it's chance, and nature selected it for extinction.


Jurassic Park Meme,  Myspace Jokes,  Jokes About Websites,  
    
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I'm not old

70

I'm classic
I'm not old

70

I'm classic


70th Birthday Jokes,  Clean Old Age Jokes,  
    
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Winter morning, school-day scene from a grey bruce Hamlet 

*with apologues to William Shakespeare

Roney, how's it looking from up there?? 'Tis a tad unclear in my weather crystal ball. To cancel or not to cancel??? Alas, that is the question!!!

What light from yonder cloud breaks?
Winter morning, school-day scene from a grey bruce Hamlet

*with apologues to William Shakespeare

Roney, how's it looking from up there?? 'Tis a tad unclear in my weather crystal ball. To cancel or not to cancel??? Alas, that is the question!!!

What light from yonder cloud breaks?


Funny Jokes,  William Shakespeare Jokes,  Snow Day Jokes,  
    
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the aristocrats 

the greatest dirty joke ever

"... and what is the name of your group?"
the aristocrats

the greatest dirty joke ever

"... and what is the name of your group?"


Demotivational Posters,  The Aristocrats Joke,  Really Bad Jokes,  
    
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Don't make me say something I won't regret...
Don't make me say something I won't regret...

Funny Quotes,  Corny Insults,  
    
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Classical music was metal music

Before electricity was invented
Classical music was metal music

Before electricity was invented


Meme,  Old Folk Jokes,  
    
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Derp Blue Sea
Derp Blue Sea

Memes,  Derp Meme,  Funny Movie Pics,  
    
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The only thing that holds me back from fully wishing I was born in Austen times is the lack of antibiotics. I know I would die.
The only thing that holds me back from fully wishing I was born in Austen times is the lack of antibiotics. I know I would die.

Medicine Jokes,  Funny Old Time Jokes,  
    
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What if he's your Romeo, but you're not his Juliet?

That means that you're his Rosaline and you survive the friggin' play.
What if he's your Romeo, but you're not his Juliet?

That means that you're his Rosaline and you survive the friggin' play.


Joke Question And Answer,  Romeo And Juliet Jokes  
    
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The Thinker 1880

The Thinker 2012
The Thinker 1880

The Thinker 2012


Thinking Jokes,  Art Jokes,  Best Internet Jokes  
    
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What do you give an 80 yr-old grandma for her birthday?

Mikey, he'll eat anything!


Grandma Jokes,  Gross Humor,  80th Birthday Jokes,  
    
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