Old Guy Jokes

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Man: How much time do I have?

Doc: 10

Man: 10 what?

Doc: 9
Man: How much time do I have?

Doc: 10

Man: 10 what?

Doc: 9


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I'm not alone

I've got cats
I'm not alone

I've got cats


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Tell me that story again

About the 3 old guys who could no longer compete for an Nba title
Tell me that story again

About the 3 old guys who could no longer compete for an Nba title


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An old guy in a nursing home couldn't talk. One day while he was sitting in his chair, a nurse walked by and noticed he was leaning to the right.

She sat him upright in his chair and told him to sit still. A while later, the nurse came by again and this time she noticed he was leaning to the left. She straightened him up and told him again to sit still, or else he might fall out of his chair.

The next time she made her rounds, she saw the old guy leaning forward, about to topple headfirst onto his face, so she tied him into his chair for his own good.

Later on in the day, his daughter came to visit, and seeing her father strapped into his chair, asked him what was wrong.

The old guy handed her a note, which she unfolded and read.
It said, "THEY WONT LET ME FART!"


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An old guy knocked on the door of the local brothel.

"What can I do for you, old man?" asked the madam at the door.

"I want a girl." the old man said.

"For you it will cost $100." replied the madam.

"Your putting me on?" the old man exclaimed.

"Nah," the madam replied, "That will cost you an extra $10!"


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An old guy went to his doctor and said, "I have this toilet problem doc."

"Well," replied the doc, "How's your urination?"

"Every morning at 7am - like a baby!" said the old man.

"Good," replied the doc, "How about your bowel movements?"

"8am every morning - like clockwork!" answered the old guy.

"So what's the problem then?" asked the doc.

"Well," replied the old man, "I don't get up till 9am!"


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I never seen a gay old person they must don't live that long

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