Old Jokes One Liner

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Aruba

What are the odds it'll happen again?
Aruba

What are the odds it'll happen again?


Aruba Jokes,  Tasteless One Liners,  
    
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when people younger than me say they"feel old".
when people younger than me say they"feel old".

Queen Elizabeth Meme,  Jokes About Young People,  Middle Finger Jokes,  
    
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I'm not 60! I'm 19 with 41 years of experience
I'm not 60! I'm 19 with 41 years of experience

60 Year Old Jokes,  Cute Short Jokes,  
    
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Die as rockstar

Come back as meme
Die as rockstar

Come back as meme


Memes,  Freddie Mercury Meme,  Rock Music Jokes,  
    
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I don't always call

But when I do it's the Ghostbusters
I don't always call

But when I do it's the Ghostbusters


Memes,  Bill Murray Meme,  80s Jokes,  
    
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Andrew Jackson's body guards

There to protect you from Andrew Jackson.
Andrew Jackson's body guards

There to protect you from Andrew Jackson.


Funny Jokes,  Andrew Jackson Jokes,  Security Jokes,  
    
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Yo Mama is so old that she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.
Yo Mama is so old that she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.

Funny Jokes,  Dinosaur Jokes,  Yo Mama Is So Old Jokes,  
    
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Yo Mamas so fat, when she takes the elevator and wants to go down, doesn't have to press any buttons
Yo Mamas so fat, when she takes the elevator and wants to go down, doesn't have to press any buttons

Funny Jokes,  Elevator Jokes,  Your Mama So Fat Jokes,  
    
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Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Funny Jokes,  Yo Mama So Ugly,  
    
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Like they say in show business, "Break a leg", but for you that means an ankle! Happy 2013!! Get Well Soon!
Like they say in show business, "Break a leg", but for you that means an ankle! Happy 2013!! Get Well Soon!

Funny Ecards,  Funny Get Well Soon Ecards,  Break A Leg Jokes,  
    
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You broke your arm?

In my day we didn't whine about our problems
You broke your arm?

In my day we didn't whine about our problems


Meme,  Broken Arm Jokes,  Old Timer Jokes  
    
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Golf!

Violating the rules of Fashion for 300 years!
Golf!

Violating the rules of Fashion for 300 years!


Funny Jokes,  Old Fashioned Insults,  Old Fashioned Jokes,  Golf Jokes One Liner,  
    
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w the 

sots up an elementary scol?!
w the

sots up an elementary scol?!


Shooting Jokes,  Jokes About Connecticut,  Murder Pun,  
    
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The problem with getting old isn't so much that you slow down, it's that the rest of the world doesn't slow down.

70th Birthday Jokes,  Growing Old Jokes,  50th Birthday Jokes For Men,  80th Birthday Jokes,  
    
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Turning 60 means: No More Tank Tops. It's a rule.

60 Years Old Jokes,  Out Of Shape Jokes,  Wife Beater Jokes,  
    
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