Old Married Couple Jokes

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When you don't even like her, but don't wanna be alone
When you don't even like her, but don't wanna be alone

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I promise to take care of u when ur old, but the first time u hit me with ur can, I'll wash your dentures in toilet water.
I promise to take care of u when ur old, but the first time u hit me with ur can, I'll wash your dentures in toilet water.

False Teeth Jokes,  Old People Jokes One Liners,  Funny Old Age Jokes,  
    
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i want someone to stick around, and annoy me for my entire life like this.
i want someone to stick around, and annoy me for my entire life like this.

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When you're 60, nothing works like it used to, especially not my husband.
When you're 60, nothing works like it used to, especially not my husband.

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i married her for her long legs and big boobs

now she has long boobs and big legs
i married her for her long legs and big boobs

now she has long boobs and big legs


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Don't tell me you haven't been drinking out of the milk carton. Your teeth are in here!!
Don't tell me you haven't been drinking out of the milk carton. Your teeth are in here!!

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"Did you remember to bring my suntan oil?"
"Did you remember to bring my suntan oil?"

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ok, you can have another spin... but only 'cause it's christmas
ok, you can have another spin... but only 'cause it's christmas

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"sir why are you laughing?" 

"my wife's in there"
"sir why are you laughing?"

"my wife's in there"


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A couple married for 66 yrs died within 3 days of each other. That's nothing. My grandparents died on exactly the same day
car crash
A couple married for 66 yrs died within 3 days of each other. That's nothing. My grandparents died on exactly the same day
car crash


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"It's my birthday, so I'm going to need you to dress up like a pinata."
"It's my birthday, so I'm going to need you to dress up like a pinata."

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If I die will u remarry?

No! I'll stay with my sister.

But if I die will u remarry? 

No, I'll also stay with ur sister
If I die will u remarry?

No! I'll stay with my sister.

But if I die will u remarry?

No, I'll also stay with ur sister


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No one makes me less unhappy than you.
No one makes me less unhappy than you.

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I've grown to accept the ridiculous choices you make.
I've grown to accept the ridiculous choices you make.

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every couple goes through , but soulmates are the ones w come out of it lding hands and offering to buy each other a .
every couple goes through , but soulmates are the ones w come out of it lding hands and offering to buy each other a .

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