Old People Birthday Jokes

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inside every older person is a young person wondering what the  happened!  happy 65th birthday!
inside every older person is a young person wondering what the happened! happy 65th birthday!

65 Year Old Birthday Jokes,  65 Year Old Jokes,  
    
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60 today!
I wouldn't say that you're old...
You've just been young longer than most of us!
60 today!
I wouldn't say that you're old...
You've just been young longer than most of us!


60th Birthday Jokes For Men,  Birthday Funny Quotes,  
    
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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake, said Bob Hope. 

I just saw what your candles cost. Whoops!
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake, said Bob Hope.

I just saw what your candles cost. Whoops!


Old Age Birthday Jokes,  Getting Old Jokes One Liners,  
    
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so it's your birthday...just remember to things...

say no to gravity
so it's your birthday...just remember to things...

say no to gravity


Funny Birthday Card,  Funny Old People Pics,  
    
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Too many birthdays can kill you.
Too many birthdays can kill you.

Funny Pictures,  Old Age Birthday Jokes,  Jokes On Old Age,  
    
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'Who's counting' candles

Don't Ask
'Who's counting' candles

Don't Ask


Funny Pictures,  Getting Old Birthday Jokes,  Old Birthday Jokes  
    
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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Bob Hope
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Bob Hope


Memes,  Old Birthday Jokes,  Getting Old Birthday Jokes,  
    
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This cake's so big I wish it had handles. It's extra large to hold all your candles. 

Because you're old.
This cake's so big I wish it had handles. It's extra large to hold all your candles.

Because you're old.


Old Man Birthday Jokes,  Old Lady Birthday Jokes,  Funny Birthday Poems  
    
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Age = joint pain / stiffness x number of candles
Age = joint pain / stiffness x number of candles

Math Birthday Jokes,  Getting Old Birthday Jokes,  49th Birthday Jokes,  
    
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Happy Birthday

Don't think of it as getting older...

Think of it as getting closer to qualifying for amazing senior discounts.
Happy Birthday

Don't think of it as getting older...

Think of it as getting closer to qualifying for amazing senior discounts.


Discount Jokes,  Funny Getting Old,  Senior Citizen Jokes,  Funny Birthday Card Wishes,  
    
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Congratulations on being so old that your childhood pictures don't need the Instagram "Retro" filter.
Congratulations on being so old that your childhood pictures don't need the Instagram "Retro" filter.

Funny Birthday Wishes For Old People,  Funny Ecards Birthday,  Instagram Comedy,  
    
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You know you're getting old when the only way to accurately tell your age is by carbon dating.

Old People Jokes,  Old People Humor,  Birthday Funny Quotes,  
    
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