Old People Dirty Jokes

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her: our sex life just isn't what it used to be

therapist: that's terrible!

her: yes our relationship has stuff--

therapist: no lol i was just picturing it
her: our sex life just isn't what it used to be

therapist: that's terrible!

her: yes our relationship has stuff--

therapist: no lol i was just picturing it


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your grandma only uses her walker after i sleep over
your grandma only uses her walker after i sleep over

Funny Jokes,  Funny Tweets,  Grandma Jokes,  
    
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you coming thru

or nah?
you coming thru

or nah?


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it's friday.

 tught i was gonna watch her kids.
it's friday.

tught i was gonna watch her kids.


Memes,  It's Friday Meme,  Funny Friday Quotes,  
    
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take out your teeth!

sw us some bloomer!

wet shawl night at the seniors club.
take out your teeth!

sw us some bloomer!

wet shawl night at the seniors club.


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no pain, no gain. but more importantly don't pee in the swer. the beatings only decrease slightly over time.
no pain, no gain. but more importantly don't pee in the swer. the beatings only decrease slightly over time.

Funny Jokes,  Nursing Home Jokes,  
    
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i am still not making you a sandwich herb
i am still not making you a sandwich herb

Memes,  Rotfl,  Funny Old People Pics  
    
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I'm sorry but

Old people smell funny.
I'm sorry but

Old people smell funny.


Old Person Jokes,  Old Person Jokes One Liners,  You Smell Jokes  
    
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Q. What does a poof and an ambulance have in common?

A. They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!


Funny Comparison Jokes,  Ambulance Jokes,  Old Person Jokes One Liners  
    
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Q. What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from Grandma have in common ?

A. You don't look down.


Grandma Jokes,  
    
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you two-timing !!! where is she?!
you two-timing !!! where is she?!

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An old couple celebrates their 50th wedding anniversary in their home.

"Just think," the old man says, "we were sitting here at this same breakfast table, naked as jaybirds, 50 years ago."

"Well," the old lady snickers, "what do you say -- should we get naked?"

The two immediately strip to the buff and sit back down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady says slyly, "My breasts burn for you now as they did 50 years ago."

"I'm not surprised," replies the old man. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!"


Breast Jokes,  Old Couple Jokes,  
    
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