Old People Jokes One Liners

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I promise to take care of u when ur old, but the first time u hit me with ur can, I'll wash your dentures in toilet water.
I promise to take care of u when ur old, but the first time u hit me with ur can, I'll wash your dentures in toilet water.

False Teeth Jokes,  Funny Old Age Jokes,  
    
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Now that I'm 60, I wouldn't want to be a teenager again. But I wouldn't mind looking like one.
Now that I'm 60, I wouldn't want to be a teenager again. But I wouldn't mind looking like one.

Turning 60 Years Old Jokes,  Jokes About Teenagers,  
    
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your an old  .

happy birthday beavis
your an old .

happy birthday beavis


Memes,  Beavis And Butthead Jokes,  Funny Happy Birthday Meme,  
    
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Bruce Springsteen 

Is Dave Mathews for old people
Bruce Springsteen

Is Dave Mathews for old people


Memes,  Bruce Springsteen Jokes,  Rock Music Jokes,  
    
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At my age the only pole dancing I do is to hold on to the safety bar in the bathtub.
At my age the only pole dancing I do is to hold on to the safety bar in the bathtub.

Funny Quotes,  Pole Dancing Jokes,  
    
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As a kid I think I ate too many Rice Crispies. 

Now all my body does is snap crackle and pop!!!
As a kid I think I ate too many Rice Crispies.

Now all my body does is snap crackle and pop!!!


Funny Quotes,  Funny Cereal Slogans,  Short Funny Slogans,  
    
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Why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying
Why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

Funny Jokes,  Old People Driving Jokes,  Jokes About Old People,  
    
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Meme,  Betty White Jokes,  Old Ladies Jokes,  
    
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You are the wind beneath my wings
You are the wind beneath my wings

Funny Picture,  Funny Anniversary Quotes,  Marriage Anniversary Jokes,  
    
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Respect old people, they graduated high school without Google and Wikipedia.
Respect old people, they graduated high school without Google and Wikipedia.

Relatable Posts,  Old People Meme,  Wikipedia Jokes,  
    
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Smiling at old people to show that you're not a teenage thug.
Smiling at old people to show that you're not a teenage thug.

Relatable Posts,  Short Old People Jokes,  Smile Jokes,  
    
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That fake laugh you do when an old person cracks a lame joke.
That fake laugh you do when an old person cracks a lame joke.

Relatable Posts,  Short Old People Jokes,  Best Laughing Jokes,  
    
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Nothing makes me feels so old as having to scroll down to find my year of birth.
Nothing makes me feels so old as having to scroll down to find my year of birth.

Funny Ecards,  Getting Old Jokes One Liners,  Growing Old Jokes,  
    
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Betty White is older than sliced bread. Betty was born in 1922. Sliced bread was invented in 1928.
Betty White is older than sliced bread. Betty was born in 1922. Sliced bread was invented in 1928.

Meme,  Betty White Jokes,  Old Lady Joke,  
    
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A nice thing about aging is you can hide your own Easter eggs.

Funny Easter Jokes,  Holiday And Special Days Jokes,  Aging Humor,  
    
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