Old Person Jokes One Liners

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it's raining?

better go 40 under the speed limitin the left lane with emergency lights on
it's raining?

better go 40 under the speed limitin the left lane with emergency lights on


Rain Jokes One Liners,  Funny Rain Jokes,  Old Person Joke,  
    
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So I'm 60

Do I look like I care?
So I'm 60

Do I look like I care?


60 Year Old Jokes,  Grouchy Jokes,  Old Man Joke,  
    
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when i was growing up they used to say, robin, drugs can kill you. now that i'm 58 my doctor's telling me, robin, you need drugs to live. i realize now that my doctor is also my dealer...
when i was growing up they used to say, robin, drugs can kill you. now that i'm 58 my doctor's telling me, robin, you need drugs to live. i realize now that my doctor is also my dealer...

Funny Quotes,  Robin Williams Joke,  Best Doctor Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why are harps like elderly parents?

A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.


Instrument Jokes,  Funny Jokes For Old People,  Jokes For Old People,  
    
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Falls off the swing

Breaks hip
Falls off the swing

Breaks hip


Old Folks Jokes,  Old Humor,  60 Year Old Girl (theme)  
    
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Back In My Day

Wheelchairs were for disabled people, not fat people
Back In My Day

Wheelchairs were for disabled people, not fat people


Funny Fat,  Old School Jokes,  Pic Of The Day,  
    
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Fifty Shades Of Grey?

Sure. On my head.
Fifty Shades Of Grey?

Sure. On my head.


Grey Hair Jokes,  Fifty Shades Of Grey Jokes,  Funny Old People Pics,  
    
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Corrects history professor

Remembers being there
Corrects history professor

Remembers being there


Funny Jokes For Old People,  Funny Old People Pics,  Funny Jokes For Old People,  
    
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Fell in bathtub

Didn't break hip
Fell in bathtub

Didn't break hip


Funny Bathroom Posters,  Funny Old People Pictures  
    
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I'm sorry but

Old people smell funny.
I'm sorry but

Old people smell funny.


Old Person Jokes,  You Smell Jokes  
    
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My turn is coming up in a mile

Better slow down now so I don't miss it
My turn is coming up in a mile

Better slow down now so I don't miss it


Funny Driving,  Old People Driving Jokes,  Funny Old People Pictures  
    
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Merging on the highway

Comes to a complete stop
Merging on the highway

Comes to a complete stop


Funny Old People Pictures,  Funny Old Person Jokes,  Funny Jokes For Old People  
    
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