Old Woman Jokes

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Fell down; got up

Today was a good day
Fell down; got up

Today was a good day


Funny Good Day Sayings,  Old Granny Jokes,  
    
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Wakes up on wrong side of bed

Intentionally
Wakes up on wrong side of bed

Intentionally


Waking Up Jokes,  Old Granny Jokes,  Old People Humor,  
    
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Darlene, 83, widowed, reminds u to chew your food, writes $12 checks
Darlene, 83, widowed, reminds u to chew your food, writes $12 checks

Memes,  Old Lady Joke,  Funny Dog Memes,  
    
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Warning: 

Guessing my age may be hazardous to your health!
Warning:

Guessing my age may be hazardous to your health!


Funny Warning Signs,  Old Man Joke,  
    
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once a bad girl,

always a bad girl.
once a bad girl,

always a bad girl.


Memes,  Bad Humor,  
    
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Angrily rebukes a stranger for not holding a door open for her

Slams the door shut in the face of the person standing behind her
Angrily rebukes a stranger for not holding a door open for her

Slams the door shut in the face of the person standing behind her


Memes,  Scumbag Meme,  Scumbag Hat,  
    
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chicks be like.....

"girl, i finally left his  and i'm ready to move on with my life!"
chicks be like.....

"girl, i finally left his and i'm ready to move on with my life!"


Memes,  Jokes About Chicks,  Chicks Be Like,  
    
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I don't like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as you are by what comes out of my hot flashing, mood swinging, memory losing mouth!
I don't like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as you are by what comes out of my hot flashing, mood swinging, memory losing mouth!

Funny Jokes,  Elderly Jokes,  Jokes About Menopause,  
    
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Sometimes a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.. and at this age, I'll take all the help I can get!
Sometimes a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.. and at this age, I'll take all the help I can get!

Funny Jokes,  Funny Woman Quotes,  
    
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yo mama so old she sat next to moses in 3rd grade.
yo mama so old she sat next to moses in 3rd grade.

Yo Mama So Old Jokes,  Old Insults,  
    
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A boy sat on a train chewing gum and staring vacantly into space, when suddenly an old woman sitting opposite said, 'It's no good you talking to me, young man, I'm stone deaf !'

70 Years Old Jokes,  Deaf Jokes  
    
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i think i must be wearing a "wonder where they went" bra.
i think i must be wearing a "wonder where they went" bra.

Bra Jokes,  Breast Jokes,  Maxine Jokes  
    
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An Grandma who had serious hearing problems for a number of years went to the doctor to be fitted for a hearing aid that would return her hearing to 100%.

The grandma went back for further tests a month later and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."

To which the elderly woman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"


Deaf Humor,  Hearing Aids Joke,  
    
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if you really love something, set it free. if it comes back, it will always be yours. if not, it wasn't yours to begin with.

but...if it just sits in a la-z-boy, smells up the bathroom, watches sportscenter and doesn't have a clue that you ever set it free, you're probably married to it.
if you really love something, set it free. if it comes back, it will always be yours. if not, it wasn't yours to begin with.

but...if it just sits in a la-z-boy, smells up the bathroom, watches sportscenter and doesn't have a clue that you ever set it free, you're probably married to it.


Lazy Husband Jokes,  Advice Jokes,  Men Insults  
    
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It's been a typical day. I skyped the grandkids, twittered a new recipe, Facebook my daughter.
It's been a typical day. I skyped the grandkids, twittered a new recipe, Facebook my daughter.

Twitter Humor,  Old People Humor,  Social Media  
    
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