Older People Jokes

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Person with tattoos: *Going about their day*

Old white woman:
Person with tattoos: *Going about their day*

Old white woman:


Memes,  Jokes About Tattoos,  
    
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Status: Rain! :)

Older person on Facebook: Us too so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.
Status: Rain! :)

Older person on Facebook: Us too so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.


Memes,  Facebook Status Joke,  Jokes On Facebook,  
    
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Why do older adults use ".." in the weirdest places...

Me: Ok cool! Looking forward to it.

Them: Sounds good...

Does it not sound good? I'm so confused.
Why do older adults use ".." in the weirdest places...

Me: Ok cool! Looking forward to it.

Them: Sounds good...

Does it not sound good? I'm so confused.


Memes,  Grammar Fail,  Confused Jokes,  
    
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That one auntie trying to keep up with technology sitting in the corner like
That one auntie trying to keep up with technology sitting in the corner like

Memes,  Technology Meme,  
    
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Just got carded at the liquor store (Nice!). Set my keys down to get my ID out and the guy behind the register says, "Never mind, that Blockbuster card is good enough."
Just got carded at the liquor store (Nice!). Set my keys down to get my ID out and the guy behind the register says, "Never mind, that Blockbuster card is good enough."

Memes,  Store Jokes,  
    
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I'm retired!

Goodbye tension

Hello pension
I'm retired!

Goodbye tension

Hello pension


Funny Retirement Ecards,  Retirement Humor,  Funny Farewell Sayings,  
    
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A retired husband is often a wife's full time job. Congratulations!
A retired husband is often a wife's full time job. Congratulations!

Funny Retirement Wishes,  Funny Congratulations Quotes,  Jokes On Marriage Life,  
    
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Congratulations! Retirement is the time when you never do all the things you intended to do when you were still working.
Congratulations! Retirement is the time when you never do all the things you intended to do when you were still working.

Funny Retirement Wishes,  Retirement Jokes,  Humor And Jokes,  
    
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The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. Have a great one!
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. Have a great one!

Funny Retirement Wishes,  Images Of Funny Quotes,  Best Old Age Jokes,  
    
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My fiery rage at teenagers who've never heard of David Bowie is the only thing keeping me warm today.
My fiery rage at teenagers who've never heard of David Bowie is the only thing keeping me warm today.

Jokes About Teenagers,  David Bowie Jokes,  Jokes For Adults,  
    
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Turning 60 means: No More Tank Tops. It's a rule.
Turning 60 means: No More Tank Tops. It's a rule.

Turning 60 Years Old Jokes,  Fashion Jokes,  
    
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I'm not 70, I'm 69.96 Plus tax!
I'm not 70, I'm 69.96 Plus tax!

70th Birthday Jokes,  Money Jokes One Liners,  
    
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...When your skin eats more cream than you do!
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...When your skin eats more cream than you do!


Turning 50 Years Old Jokes,  50th Birthday Jokes For Women,  
    
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Today's the day that Marty McFly trav--

Back to the Future day is October 21st!
Today's the day that Marty McFly trav--

Back to the Future day is October 21st!


Back To The Future Memes,  Batman Slapping Robin Meme,  October Jokes,  
    
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Today's kids will never understand

Before nba2k this screen got us charged
Today's kids will never understand

Before nba2k this screen got us charged


Memes,  2k Jokes,  Jokes About Young People,  
    
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