One Armed Jokes

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One armed woman struggling with groceries "Let me give you a hand"
One armed woman struggling with groceries

"Let me give you a hand"

One Arm Jokes,  Grocery Jokes,  Socially Awkward Penguin (theme),  
    
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I can't feel my arm.
I can't feel my arm.

One Arm Jokes,  Cuddle Jokes,  
    
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Yoda joke of the day What do you call a Jedi with one arm? Hand solo.
Yoda joke of the day

What do you call a Jedi with one arm? Hand solo.

Jedi Meme,  One Arm Jokes,  
    
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what do you call a kid with on arm, one leg, and an eye patch? name
what do you call a kid with on arm, one leg, and an eye patch?

name

One Arm Jokes,  Anti Joke Chicken (theme),  
    
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I didn't notice my hand while eating Now I only have one arm
KAPPITS (3)
Hefalump of shit: I'll suck you dry if you make that eviction go bye-bye
I'll suck you dry if you make that eviction go bye-bye

Hefalump of shit: I love to squat
Chokes on cum: EVICT YOUR PENIS JUICE INT MY VICK GUZZZLER
EVICT YOUR PENIS JUICE INT MY VICK GUZZZLER

I didn't notice my hand while eating

Now I only have one arm

Fat Girl Meme (theme),  One Arm Jokes,  
    
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Brace yourself Broke arm memes are coming
Brace yourself

Broke arm memes are coming

Brace Yourselves Meme (theme),  One Arm Jokes,  
    
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Gets arm taken off Still hot
Gets arm taken off

Still hot

One Arm Jokes,  Hot Jokes,  
    
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that ! he took my fapping arm!
that !

he took my fapping arm!

One Armed Man Jokes,  One Arm Jokes,  
    
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w do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree? wave
w do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree?

wave

Star Wars Memes,  One Arm Jokes,  
    
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so your telling me.. you can do a one arm chin up?
so your telling me..

you can do a one arm chin up?

Skeptical African Kid (theme),  One Arm Jokes,  
    
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I saw a man with one arm shopping at a second hand store. I was like "You're not going to find what you're looking for."
I saw a man with one arm shopping at a second hand store. I was like "You're not going to find what you're looking for."

One Arm Jokes,  One Armed Man Jokes,  
    
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In a hospital serving victims of land mines, a little girl wakes up from surgery.

Little Girl: Doctor, something is wrong I cant feel my legs!

Doctor: Yes, weve had to amputate both your arms.

Broken Arm Jokes,  Missing Leg Jokes  
    
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Today's toys will cost ya an arm and a leg
Today's toys will cost ya an arm and a leg

Toy Fail,  Toy Jokes,  Price Jokes,  
    
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