One Legged Jokes

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What do you call a kid with one arm, one leg, and an eye patch? Uno
What do you call a kid with one arm, one leg, and an eye patch?

Uno

One Arm Jokes,  Anti Joke Chicken (theme),  
    
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Raymond knew it could damage his career, but he still went out on a limb.
Raymond knew it could damage his career, but he still went out on a limb.

One Legged Man Jokes,  Leg Puns,  
    
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Hop on and Hop off sign on the side of a bus
Hop on and Hop off sign on the side of a bus

One Legged Man Jokes,  Bus Puns,  
    
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The one legged soccer match wasn't a great success.
The one legged soccer match wasn't a great success.

One Legged Man Jokes,  Funny Soccer,  
    
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Peg-legged sailor on a wheel.
Peg-legged sailor on a wheel.

One Legged Man Jokes,  Funny Pictures For Kids,  
    
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Where do you find a one legged dog? Where you left it!
Where do you find a one legged dog?

Where you left it!

Clown Fish Jokes,  Dog Jokes For Kids,  
    
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if girls with large breast work at oters do girls with one leg work at ip??
if girls with large breast work at oters

do girls with one leg work at ip??

Memes,  Ihop Jokes,  Hooters Jokes,  
    
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i bet her stripper name is ip
i bet her stripper name is ip

Memes,  Oh Hell Naw,  Stripper Humor,  
    
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What do you call a monkey with one leg? A monkey with one leg.
What do you call a monkey with one leg?

A monkey with one leg.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Anti Jokes,  Monkey Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Q: What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg bitten off?

A: Limp Bizkit

Cookie Jokes,  Filthy Short Jokes,  Xmas Jokes For Kids,  
    
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What do you call a witch with one leg?

Eileen.

Witch Jokes,  Body Parts Jokes  
    
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Where do one-legged dancers go for Breakfast?

Ihop.

Breakfast Jokes,  Question Answer Jokes  
    
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KAPPITS (1)
Emma: Life is good
Never tell a one legged hitch hiker to "hop in".

One Legged Man Jokes,  One Leg Jokes,  Hitchhiker Jokes  
    
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Q: Why does a stork stand on one leg?

A: Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.

Funny Bird Jokes,  Kids Animal Jokes  
    
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How do you kill a one legged fox?

Make him run across canada.

Fox Jokes,  One Leg Jokes,  Offensive Canadian Jokes,  
    
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