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You deserve better & I'm better so ..wyd
You deserve better & I'm better so ..wyd

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Is that a mirror in your anodized Titanium exterior plating? Because I can see myself in your service port.

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I've got two Bertie Bott's beans and a wand, wanna taste?

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Can I take you out to eat...unless you wanted me to eat you out.

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Excuse me for interrupting, and I'm not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you're packing that much ass.

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Your like Cigarettes, addictive as hell.

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If I'm the Riemann zeta function, you must be s=1.

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The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.

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I'm new in town, could I have the directions to your house please?

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Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

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Did you just say "Wingardium Leviosa"? Cause you've got me rising, baby.

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Did you grow up on a farm? Cause I want to wear you like a feed bag!

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Nice pants, can I test the zipper?

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I just got out of Leavenworth. Can I steal you a drink? How about a BMW?

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Can I reheat my egg roll in your microwave?

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