One Liner

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On this page, you will find the funniest comedic sentences that you will sometimes find under profile images, cartoons and various other images that are often arranged as captions, punch lines and witty phrases.

Here in this section, we have added the most popular and best viral funny one liner jokes and memes from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the Internet and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

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Don't be so damn picky....because I sure wasn't!

Funny Insult Jokes,  Short Rude Jokes,  

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

Life Jokes,  Best Comeback Jokes,  

If you have to explain the joke, I probably wrote it.

101 One Liners,  Classic Jokes One Liners  

Recipes are like online dating websites. They never end up looking like the picture.

101 One Liners,  Jokes With Humor,  Cheeky One Liners  

Any food can be a superfood as long as you put a cape on it.

Healthy Eating Jokes,  Weight Loss Jokes,  

All men approve of premarital sex until they have a daughter.

Parent Humor,  Parenting Jokes,  Parenting Humor,  

Pro-gas-ti-na-tion Waiting to fill up your gas tank hoping the gas prices go down.

Gas Jokes,  Bad Economy Jokes,  Amazing One Liners  

People say that age is a state of mine. I say it's more about the state of your body.

Old Age Humor,  Mind Jokes,  Jokes About Old Age  

I could snap at any moment. Seriously, with either hand.

Crazy Jokes,  One Liner Joke,  Crazy Jokes One Liners  

I'm flexible. First I get bent out of shape and then I tie myself up in knots.

Life Jokes,  Jokes On Life,  1 Liners,  

We all think we are pretty smart until we try to turn on someone else's shower.

Intelligent Jokes,  Adult Humor,  Amazing Jokes One Liners  

Home is where the pants aren't.
Home is where the pants aren't.

Home Jokes,  Funny Sayings,  Really Funny Sayings,  

You're stressed out when you start getting on your own nerves.

Stress Jokes,  Funny Stress Quotes,  

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.

Wine Jokes,  Personality Jokes,  Alcoholic Jokes  

I'd love to hear your long story. If you can make it short and interesting.

Story Jokes,  People Jokes,  1 Liners,  

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