One Liners On Life

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Here we have curated the most hilarious one liners on life. Funny things like, "I've learned that pleasing everyone is nearly impossible, but pissing everyone off is way easier and so fun!" and "I just burnt my tongue on my food and it made me realise that sometimes the ones you love hurt you the most." There are some that are even funnier, but this is a just a small sample of what you should expect here.

The best one on this page might be the one that says, "Some come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts, while others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face." Maybe because I feel that way often. In any event, we add new one liners to this section pretty often so be sure you come back and check them out. While you are here, we ask that you thumb up the ones you like, thumb down the ones you don't and please share with your friends.
Me acting shocked after I ruin my own happiness through the same self destructive behavior Ive been repeating my whole life
Me acting shocked after I ruin my own happiness through the same self destructive behavior Ive been repeating my whole life

Memes,  Shock Jokes,  
    
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Out here trying to decide which path to take in like
Out here trying to decide which path to take in like

Memes,  Confused Jokes,  
    
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Me pretending I'm not on the verge of a mental breakdown
Me pretending I'm not on the verge of a mental breakdown

Memes,  Oprah Memes,  
    
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When u go thru hell every day but u still cute
When u go thru hell every day but u still cute

Memes,  Daily Joke,  Cute Memes,  
    
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When you realize you've been hanging with the wrong crowd
When you realize you've been hanging with the wrong crowd

Memes,  When You Meme,  Friends Jokes,  
    
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Another day, another

"Sorry I'm late!"
Another day, another

"Sorry I'm late!"


Odyssey Jokes,  Late Jokes,  
    
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I wanna be this happy once for one second in my entire life
I wanna be this happy once for one second in my entire life

Memes,  Happy Meme,  
    
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People my age starting companies and getting married and I'm just here like..

Sure wish I could get this dang ball in this here cup.
People my age starting companies and getting married and I'm just here like..

Sure wish I could get this dang ball in this here cup.


Memes,  Life Memes,  Funny Cartoon Pictures With Captions,  
    
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my " it" game on steroids
my " it" game on steroids

Funny Quotes,  Steroid Funny,  
    
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I just need a break from everything for a year or a century
I just need a break from everything for a year or a century

Funny Jokes,  Funny Quotes Of The Day 2015,  Most Funny Quotes,  
    
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I got trust issues because people got lying issues
I got trust issues because people got lying issues

Trust Jokes,  Liar Jokes,  Lying Jokes,  
    
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i can't decide if i need a hug, 6 sts or 3 months of sleep
i can't decide if i need a hug, 6 sts or 3 months of sleep

Funny Jokes,  Sleep Humor,  Tired Jokes,  
    
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do you ever want to make love to the first person you ever made love to

so you can sw them w good you got?
do you ever want to make love to the first person you ever made love to

so you can sw them w good you got?


Memes,  Virginity Jokes,  
    
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Mood: North West
Mood: North West

Memes,  North West Meme,  Kardashian Jokes,  
    
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