Here we have curated the most hilarious one liners on life. Funny things like, "I've learned that pleasing everyone is nearly impossible, but pissing everyone off is way easier and so fun!" and "I just burnt my tongue on my food and it made me realise that sometimes the ones you love hurt you the most." There are some that are even funnier, but this is a just a small sample of what you should expect here.
The best one on this page might be the one that says, "Some come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts, while others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face." Maybe because I feel that way often. In any event, we add new one liners to this section pretty often so be sure you come back and check them out. While you are here, we ask that you thumb up the ones you like, thumb down the ones you don't and please share with your friends.