Onion Puns

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Onion punsMy plot is layered with evil and hatred it may even make you cry
People can make a joke or pun out of anything. Vegetables are no different. We all know there are few things to make a grown man cry and onions are one of those things.

We have the best onion puns on the Internet. We’ve taken anything funny or viral we could find, including what you’ve sent us, and added it here. Onions have many layers and might be the only thing that makes you cry as the layers come off. When you cut one in a room of people it can bring everyone to tears.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are here, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends!
I even make myself cry!
I even make myself cry!

Silly Puns,  Punny Jokes,  
    
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"I don't know what it is, but I just get so emotional when I'm around you."
"I don't know what it is, but I just get so emotional when I'm around you."

Onion Jokes,  Vegetable Jokes,  
    
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Are those tears of laughter?
Are those tears of laughter?

Crying Jokes,  Funny Cute Jokes,  
    
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Spring onion
Spring onion

Jokes,  Onion Jokes,  
    
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You sure know your onions.

French
Spring
Red
You sure know your onions.

French
Spring
Red


Jokes,  Funny Name Jokes,  
    
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What do you get when you eat beans and onions?

Tear gas
What do you get when you eat beans and onions?

Tear gas


Memes,  Bean Puns,  
    
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My friend thinks he'smart. He said onions are the only food that make you cry.

So I threw a coconut at his face.
My friend thinks he'smart. He said onions are the only food that make you cry.

So I threw a coconut at his face.


Memes,  Crying Jokes,  
    
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what's the difference between onions and women?

i cry when i cut up an onion
what's the difference between onions and women?

i cry when i cut up an onion


Memes,  Murder Jokes,  
    
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French onion dip
French onion dip

Funny Pictures,  Vegetable Puns,  
    
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Look how happy he is...

Brings tears to my eyes
Look how happy he is...

Brings tears to my eyes


Funny Pictures,  Happy Jokes,  
    
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Yo' Momma's so smelly, she could make an onion cry.
Yo' Momma's so smelly, she could make an onion cry.

Funny Jokes,  Stinky People Jokes,  
    
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Cutting onions makes you cry.
Cutting onions makes you cry.

Punny Jokes,  Picture Jokes,  Vegetable Jokes,  
    
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yo mama's so fat...

she can make an onion
cry!
yo mama's so fat...

she can make an onion
cry!


Yo Mama So Fat Jokes,  Yo Mama So Fat,  Funny Fat Insults,  
    
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