Online Dating Chat Up Lines

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It's true, I am hilarious, awesome and not to mention sexy...

It is only natural that you want to make out.
It's true, I am hilarious, awesome and not to mention sexy...

It is only natural that you want to make out.


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i'm seeking a complete stranger for a drunken, sloppy, public make-out.
i'm seeking a complete stranger for a drunken, sloppy, public make-out.

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let's make out a  ton tonight!
let's make out a ton tonight!

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Let's make out like bandits.
Let's make out like bandits.

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hi my name is christian and i bench 300 and lift 2758 and girls at scol calls me one t looking tomata and i get the girls wet. if you hate on me i'll beat your  into a pulp, but. anyw, add me.
hi my name is christian and i bench 300 and lift 2758 and girls at scol calls me one t looking tomata and i get the girls wet. if you hate on me i'll beat your into a pulp, but. anyw, add me.

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Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?

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Is your name Google?

(Why?)

Because you have exactly what I'm looking for!


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Hey baby, lets turn off our firewalls and connect our Ethernet cable.

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I wish you were DSL so I could get high speed access.

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Baby you know this shit isn't USB 2.0..it's firewire!

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Baby, if they made you in Java, you'd be the object of my desire.

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chivalry isn't dead

guys just get tired of ungrateful es.
chivalry isn't dead

guys just get tired of ungrateful es.


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I won't stop bugging you until I get the address to your home page!

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You're in a relationship, I'm in a relationship but that doesn't mean we can't have relations.

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I avoid online dating sites because they match you up with people who share your interests. I don't want to go out with a weirdo.
I avoid online dating sites because they match you up with people who share your interests. I don't want to go out with a weirdo.

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