Opportunity Jokes

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when you give him the perfect opportunity to say some cute  but he says some dumb  instead
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when you give him the perfect opportunity to say some cute but he says some dumb instead

Memes,  Funny Jokes For Girlfriend,  
    
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Me and GF who I'm trying to breakup with

Thinking hard about a crafty way to do so

When suddenly a wild opportunity appears

Hey Derp, you know what we should see

Other people.
Me and GF who I'm trying to breakup with

Thinking hard about a crafty way to do so

When suddenly a wild opportunity appears

Hey Derp, you know what we should see

Other people.


Herp Derp Meme,  Break Up Memes,  
    
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From now on, we will refer to all of our problems as opportunities.

One of your idiot spawn was playing with the oven and burned down your house.

Camping opportunity?
From now on, we will refer to all of our problems as opportunities.

One of your idiot spawn was playing with the oven and burned down your house.

Camping opportunity?


Camping Jokes,  Hilariousness,  
    
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Labor Day is a great opportunity to reflect on what you failed to accomplish this summer.
Labor Day is a great opportunity to reflect on what you failed to accomplish this summer.

Summer Vacation Jokes,  Labor Day Jokes,  
    
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Do I need to go? 

Never pass up the opportunity to pee!!
Do I need to go?

Never pass up the opportunity to pee!!


Nurse Jokes One Liners,  Nurse Memes,  
    
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Canada Day is a great opportunity to celebrate one of your NHL teams almost winning the Stanley Cup.
Canada Day is a great opportunity to celebrate one of your NHL teams almost winning the Stanley Cup.

Canada Jokes,  Funny Nhl,  
    
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Google Earth gives you the opportunity to go and see anywhere in the world... so what do you do? You go and look at your house.
Google Earth gives you the opportunity to go and see anywhere in the world... so what do you do? You go and look at your house.

Google Earth Jokes,  Jeremy Lin Meme,  
    
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A "Demi Moore" is here to see you, sir. 

Call me when a complete Moore shows up!

Legendary missed opportunities in Hollywood
A "Demi Moore" is here to see you, sir.

Call me when a complete Moore shows up!

Legendary missed opportunities in Hollywood


Actress Jokes,  Hollywood Jokes,  Funniest Jokes Of 2015,  
    
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Hold on - I'm going to put you on speaker phone so everyone can hear what I have to put up with.
Hold on - I'm going to put you on speaker phone so everyone can hear what I have to put up with.

Good Love Jokes,  Jokes For Love,  
    
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Knock, knock!

Who's there? 

Opportunity.

No way. Opportunity only knocks once.
Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Opportunity.

No way. Opportunity only knocks once.


Knock Knock Who's There,  Corny Knock Knock Jokes,  
    
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If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. 

Unless you a lawyer, in which case you should go to the courthouse and get an order requiring the building of said door.
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

Unless you a lawyer, in which case you should go to the courthouse and get an order requiring the building of said door.


Inspirational Jokes,  Lawyer Humor,  
    
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MLK Day is a great opportunity to feel ashamed of our white ancestors.
MLK Day is a great opportunity to feel ashamed of our white ancestors.

Racist White Jokes One Liners,  Martin Luther King Day Jokes,  
    
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Knocked but you weren't in

-Opportunity
Knocked but you weren't in

-Opportunity


Good Appropriate Jokes,  Clean One Liners,  
    
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When you don't have an opportunity of meeting Santa Claus during your childhood
When you don't have an opportunity of meeting Santa Claus during your childhood

Funny Santa Pictures,  Funny Christmas Images,  
    
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This year's World Series is an exciting opportunity to catch up with all the shows on your DVR.
This year's World Series is an exciting opportunity to catch up with all the shows on your DVR.

Funny Baseball Quotes,  Television Jokes,  
    
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