Optimist Humor

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When you have about 50 deadlines coming up, no money left, and your life is generally falling apart but you have to stay positive
When you have about 50 deadlines coming up, no money left, and your life is generally falling apart but you have to stay positive

Memes,  Life Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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i'm half full

i'm half empty

i think this is
i'm half full

i'm half empty

i think this is


Funny Jokes,  Pee Jokes,  Short Jokes List,  
    
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Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say 'Are you going to drink that?
Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say 'Are you going to drink that?

Relatable Posts,  Funny Famous Slogans,  Funny Famous Sayings,  
    
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Be optimistic, all the people you hate will die someday.
Be optimistic, all the people you hate will die someday.

Relatable Posts,  Optimist Jokes,  
    
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I'm half empty.

I'm half full.

Why am I full of spaghetti?
I'm half empty.

I'm half full.

Why am I full of spaghetti?


Funny Jokes,  Spaghetti Jokes,  Glass Jokes,  
    
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A optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, "So far so good!"
A optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, "So far so good!"

Funny Jokes,  Optimist Jokes,  
    
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w to be an optimist:

i (would) love (to kill) you.
w to be an optimist:

i (would) love (to kill) you.


Funny Jokes,  Optimist Jokes,  
    
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half empty? add booze - optimist
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Funny Jokes,  Optimist Jokes,  
    
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Be an Optimist Prime

Not a Negatron
Be an Optimist Prime

Not a Negatron


Optimist Jokes,  Funny Positive Thoughts,  Negative Jokes,  
    
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I'm making my own cranberry sauce for Thanksgiving.

Those aren't cranberries.

Waste not, want not.
I'm making my own cranberry sauce for Thanksgiving.

Those aren't cranberries.

Waste not, want not.


Funny Comic,  Cranberry Jokes,  Thanksgiving Jokes Clean  
    
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Dear pessimist, optimist, and realist, 

While you guys argued whether the glass is full or empty, I sold the glass. 

Sincerely, 

Entrepreneur-ist
Dear pessimist, optimist, and realist,

While you guys argued whether the glass is full or empty, I sold the glass.

Sincerely,

Entrepreneur-ist


Business Humor,  Pessimist Jokes  
    
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I'm freaking awesome. 

Check out this rim size!

Man, I'm looking good! 

This glass is half full of himself
I'm freaking awesome.

Check out this rim size!

Man, I'm looking good!

This glass is half full of himself


Glass Jokes,  Awesome Jokes,  Cocky Jokes,  
    
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My eye doctor told me he could fix my vision with witchcraft.

At least he's opti-mystic.


Eye Jokes,  Magic Jokes,  
    
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A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight. .

Dad asked: "How did you feel?"

It replied: "Dad it was wonderful. Every one ws clapping for me"

Moral: Take everything positively


Mosquito Jokes,  Optimist Jokes  
    
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