Optimist Jokes

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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldnt still be a farmer.
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldnt still be a farmer.

Farmer Jokes,  Funny Farming Slogans,  
    
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optimist

the gl is half full

pessimist

the gl is half empty

feminist

the gl is being raped
optimist

the gl is half full

pessimist

the gl is half empty

feminist

the gl is being raped


Funny Jokes,  Anti Feminist Jokes,  
    
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pessimist - half empty

optimist- half full

me- yay! there is room for !
pessimist - half empty

optimist- half full

me- yay! there is room for !


Memes,  Pessimist Jokes,  
    
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Always be optimistic like this goose
Always be optimistic like this goose

Memes,  Life Lesson Jokes,  
    
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Insomnia sufferers. Look on the bright side, only 3 more sleeps until Christmas.
Insomnia sufferers. Look on the bright side, only 3 more sleeps until Christmas.

Memes,  Funny Insomnia Quotes,  Tired Jokes,  
    
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Be optimistic, all the people you hate will die someday.
Be optimistic, all the people you hate will die someday.

Relatable Posts,  Optimist Humor,  
    
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I'm not tuchin' u,
I'm not tuchin' u,
I'm not tuchin' u,

Ever the optimist, Thomas decided to have fun with the restraining order.
I'm not tuchin' u,
I'm not tuchin' u,
I'm not tuchin' u,

Ever the optimist, Thomas decided to have fun with the restraining order.


Memes,  Restraining Order Joke,  
    
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A optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, "So far so good!"
A optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, "So far so good!"

Funny Jokes,  Optimist Humor,  
    
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w to be an optimist:

i (would) love (to kill) you.
w to be an optimist:

i (would) love (to kill) you.


Funny Jokes,  Optimist Humor,  
    
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half empty? add booze - optimist
half empty? add booze - optimist

Funny Jokes,  Optimist Humor,  
    
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Optimist: glass half full.

Pessimist: wrong half of glass.
Optimist: glass half full.

Pessimist: wrong half of glass.


Cat Funny Pictures,  Pessimist Jokes,  Cats,  
    
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Optimism

When the zombie apocalypse finally happens I'm going straight to the graveyard to play the best game of whack-a-mole ever
Optimism

When the zombie apocalypse finally happens I'm going straight to the graveyard to play the best game of whack-a-mole ever


Cemetery Jokes,  Graveyard Jokes,  Apocalypse Jokes,  
    
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Be an Optimist Prime

Not a Negatron
Be an Optimist Prime

Not a Negatron


Optimist Humor,  Funny Positive Thoughts,  Negative Jokes,  
    
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Optimism

Just because it moves slow, doesn't mean you can catch it.
Optimism

Just because it moves slow, doesn't mean you can catch it.


Demotivational Posters,  Turtle Jokes,  
    
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Hester Prynne was unfaithful

Yet still became more marked. Take that, optimality theory!
Hester Prynne was unfaithful

Yet still became more marked. Take that, optimality theory!


Scarlet Letter Jokes,  Infidelity Jokes,  
    
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