Orchestra Puns

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Have you heard of a guy so whipped that he can easily be played by a female like a violin? How about conducting a symphony in a harmonious fashion to the drums of jokes that you can wave your conductor’s stick at? So sit back and watch the soothing jokes of the opera.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral orchestra puns from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

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What do you do when you have no rubber bands? 

Find a plastic orchestra
What do you do when you have no rubber bands?

Find a plastic orchestra


Rubber Jokes,  Best Laffy Taffy Jokes,  
    
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Were pretty sure the orchestra members are all really into metal music They keep asking us to open up the pit
Were pretty sure the orchestra members are all really into metal music They keep asking us to open up the pit

Theatre Puns,  Heavy Metal Jokes,  
    
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Lightning Strikes a Conductor
Lightning Strikes a Conductor

Lightning Jokes,  Play On Word Jokes,  
    
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''Truly, he's a great conductor.''
''Truly, he's a great conductor.''

Lightning Jokes,  Thunder Jokes,  
    
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''Lightening hit the band shell while the orchestra was playing but only the conductor was hit."
''Lightening hit the band shell while the orchestra was playing but only the conductor was hit."

Science Puns,  Lightning Jokes,  
    
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Why didn't the business hire the students from the orchestra?

They have a history a violins
Why didn't the business hire the students from the orchestra?

They have a history a violins


Memes,  Violin Jokes,  
    
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What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing
What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing


Mozart Jokes,  Lame Pun Raccoon,  Classical Music Jokes,  
    
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Oh, you think you know the orchestra room, you merly adoped it.

I was born in it, molded in it; it was all I knew until I was already a man
Oh, you think you know the orchestra room, you merly adoped it.

I was born in it, molded in it; it was all I knew until I was already a man


Dark Knight Jokes,  Really Good Jokes For Kids,  Bane Meme  
    
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Oh you're a violist?

Please tell me how under appreciated you are in the Orchestra
Oh you're a violist?

Please tell me how under appreciated you are in the Orchestra


Violin Jokes,  Instrument Jokes,  Willy Wonka Meme (theme)  
    
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Maestro Cat

Directs orchestra
Maestro Cat

Directs orchestra


Cat Jokes For Kids,  Band Jokes,  Cute Funny Pictures,  
    
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Combined Chorus with Orchestra

Audienced loved it.
Combined Chorus with Orchestra

Audienced loved it.


Success Kid (theme),  Musical Puns  
    
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Orchestra

Y u no get any love?
Orchestra

Y u no get any love?


Y U No (theme),  Stupid Silly Jokes  
    
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I don't always forget about Orchestr practice

But when I do my brother sends me a text reminding me to show up.
I don't always forget about Orchestr practice

But when I do my brother sends me a text reminding me to show up.


Most Interesting Man In The World Meme (theme),  Brother Joke,  Practice Jokes  
    
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Seven hour spring Orchestra practice?

Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!
Seven hour spring Orchestra practice?

Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!


Sweet Brown Meme (theme),  Funny Jokes For Laugh  
    
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As soon as I learn that third chord

I'll be ready for the Louisville Orchestra
As soon as I learn that third chord

I'll be ready for the Louisville Orchestra


Instrument Jokes,  Louisville Jokes  
    
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