Oreo Cookie Jokes

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Husband "I thought you were dieting?"

Me "I am"

Husband "You just ate 6 Oreos"

Me: Yes but I want to eat 12. See - dieting"
Husband "I thought you were dieting?"

Me "I am"

Husband "You just ate 6 Oreos"

Me: Yes but I want to eat 12. See - dieting"


Memes,  Smart Alec Jokes,  
    
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i don't get offended easily but did y'all know the serving size on oreos is 2 cookies what kind of absolute rse is this i am nestly shaking
i don't get offended easily but did y'all know the serving size on oreos is 2 cookies what kind of absolute rse is this i am nestly shaking

Memes,  Cookie Jokes,  
    
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Tide Pods Oreo
Tide Pods Oreo

Memes,  Tide Pods Meme,  
    
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I'm making healthier life choices lately.

Also me:
I'm making healthier life choices lately.

Also me:


Memes,  Snack Jokes,  
    
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Deez folks done made Oreo flavored Oreos
Deez folks done made Oreo flavored Oreos

Memes,  Cookie Meme,  
    
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Suburban Mom Oreos
Suburban Mom Oreos

Memes,  Cookie Jokes,  
    
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OMG my competition heels came in!!!
OMG my competition heels came in!!!

Memes,  High Heel Jokes,  
    
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'Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could that they didn't stop to think if they should,'
'Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could that they didn't stop to think if they should,'

Movie Memes,  Jeff Goldblum Meme,  
    
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One time I was getting into the uber because me and my friend were going to a party, and my friends dress was black and white vertically striped and she got in and he says "damn she look like a whoreo"
One time I was getting into the uber because me and my friend were going to a party, and my friends dress was black and white vertically striped and she got in and he says "damn she look like a whoreo"

Cookie Puns,  
    
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my brother is dead to me
my brother is dead to me

Brother Jokes,  Funny Food Images,  
    
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I woke up to get water and somehow ate a half a pizza and 16 Oreos
I woke up to get water and somehow ate a half a pizza and 16 Oreos

Memes,  Water Jokes,  
    
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I will look for you, I will find you, and I will eat you
I will look for you, I will find you, and I will eat you

Memes,  Food Humor,  
    
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"Do u even lift?"

Me: yeah
"Do u even lift?"

Me: yeah


Memes,  Weightlifting Jokes,  
    
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When you wake up to get some water and end up eating half a pizza and 16 Double Stuff Oreos by accident.....
When you wake up to get some water and end up eating half a pizza and 16 Double Stuff Oreos by accident.....

Memes,  Funny Cat Photos,  Fat Cat Jokes,  
    
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The doctor said I could have one cookie a day
The doctor said I could have one cookie a day

Memes,  Cookie Meme,  
    
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