Orphan Jokes

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An orphan is someone who was abandoned by their parents either due to death or other reasons. On this page, you will find jokes referring to lack of parents, adoption or Angelina Jolie who is known to adopt orphans from all over the world.

Here in this section, we have added the most popular and best funny viral orphan jokes and memes from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the internet and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

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Batman at his family reunion
Batman at his family reunion

Memes,  Batman Memes,  
    
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Me: Hey, are your parents home?

Orphan: (Crying) stop calling here
Me: Hey, are your parents home?

Orphan: (Crying) stop calling here


Memes,  Prank Phone Call Jokes,  
    
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Boy: Can we eat at Outback Steakhouse?

Man: I'm sorry Billy, but that's a family restaurant and you're an orphan
Boy: Can we eat at Outback Steakhouse?

Man: I'm sorry Billy, but that's a family restaurant and you're an orphan


Memes,  Restaurant Memes,  
    
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Son: Dad put me down I wanna land like a plane

Dad: You should have landed in the orphanage like I told your mother
Son: Dad put me down I wanna land like a plane

Dad: You should have landed in the orphanage like I told your mother


Memes,  Flying Puns,  Father Son Jokes,  
    
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boy: i can't believe i won

grandpa: it's best of 3 you little > cut me off again and it's back to the orphanage
boy: i can't believe i won

grandpa: it's best of 3 you little > cut me off again and it's back to the orphanage


Memes,  Racing Jokes,  
    
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"Sorry Sarah, I can't treat you today. I'm a family doctor and you're an orphan"
"Sorry Sarah, I can't treat you today. I'm a family doctor and you're an orphan"

Memes,  Bad Doctor Jokes,  
    
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what a cute baby!

toyotas are better than jeeps
what a cute baby!

toyotas are better than jeeps


Toyota Jokes,  Jeep Jokes,  
    
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Why don't orphans play softball?

They don't know where home is.
Why don't orphans play softball?

They don't know where home is.


Mean Jokes,  List Of Bad Jokes,  Softball Puns,  
    
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Bae: Come over
Batman: I'm fighting crime
Bae: My parents aren't home
Batman: *Tears up* same
Bae: Come over
Batman: I'm fighting crime
Bae: My parents aren't home
Batman: *Tears up* same


Memes,  Bae Meme,  Batman Memes,  
    
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Imagine being a kid in Stuart Littles orphanage and someone picked a mouse over you
Imagine being a kid in Stuart Littles orphanage and someone picked a mouse over you

Movie Humor,  Movie Jokes,  Movie Memes,  
    
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i saw a raggedy little boy on the street and asked him if he was an orphan. 

he said, "what gave me away?"

i said, "your parents."
i saw a raggedy little boy on the street and asked him if he was an orphan.

he said, "what gave me away?"

i said, "your parents."


Funny Jokes,  Mean Humor,  
    
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What did one orphan say to another?
What did one orphan say to another?



Funny Jokes,  Batman Jokes,  
    
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i <3 cubans

especially orphans
i <3 cubans

especially orphans


Memes,  Jimmy Savile Jokes,  
    
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Tells hilarious yo mama joke

To an orphan
Tells hilarious yo mama joke

To an orphan


Meme,  Great Yo Mama Jokes,  
    
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instead of a wallet, i keep money in this envelope so that people will fell terrible if i'm ever murdered.

"for the orphans"
instead of a wallet, i keep money in this envelope so that people will fell terrible if i'm ever murdered.

"for the orphans"


Funny Jokes,  Murder Pun,  
    
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