It’s time to break out the hooks, drag the ball & chain, start running for dear life from the relationship 5-0 and the Lowjack on one hundred. Yeah, you know what it is, that girlfriend that won’t let you go take a dump without texting asking you “Whatchu doin’, Bae? ”
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