Oxygen Jokes

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List Of The Latest Oxygen Jokes


Oxygen is a chemical element with symbol O and was discovered independently by Carl Wilhelm Scheele, in Uppsala, in 1773 or earlier, and Joseph Priestley in Wiltshire, in 1774, but Priestley is often given priority because his work was published first.

Here at Kappit our staff has collected the best oxygen jokes and puns we could find from around the web and social media platforms to create this list of jokes. Enjoy and don't forget to share the love!

Fluorine, Osmium, Oxygen, Darmstadtium...

FOOD!!!
Fluorine, Osmium, Oxygen, Darmstadtium...

FOOD!!!


Food Puns,  Fluorine Jokes,  
    
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What did Oxygen say to Beryllium? 

You can Be 2 positive sometimes
What did Oxygen say to Beryllium?

You can Be 2 positive sometimes


Beryllium Jokes,  Chemistry Cat (theme),  
    
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I asked someone, Do u have a fav element? Mines Sodium, Beryllium and Oxygen 

He said NaBrO
I asked someone, Do u have a fav element? Mines Sodium, Beryllium and Oxygen

He said NaBrO


Funny Element Jokes,  Sodium Puns,  Beryllium Jokes,  
    
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FON is for

Fluorine, Oxygen and Nitrogen
FON is for

Fluorine, Oxygen and Nitrogen


Fluorine Jokes,  Nitrogen Jokes,  
    
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Did You Know
  • Dry air is 21 percent oxygen, 78 percent nitrogen and 1 percent other gases.
  • Almost two-thirds of the weight of living things comes from oxygen, mainly because living things contain a lot of water and 88.9 percent of water’s weight comes from oxygen.
  • Oxygen is made in stars which have a mass of five or more Earth suns when they burn helium and carbon or just carbon in nuclear fusion reactions. Oxygen is part of the ‘ash’ formed by these nuclear fires.
  • Oxygen (O2) is unstable in our planet’s atmosphere and must be constantly replenished by photosynthesis in green plants. Without life, our atmosphere would contain almost no O2.
  • What happens when you mix hydrogen, oxygen, sulfur, platinum, and alum?

You go to the hospital!
    What happens when you mix hydrogen, oxygen, sulfur, platinum, and alum?

    You go to the hospital!


    Hospital Jokes,  Platinum Jokes,  
        
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    Why dont we combine all this hydrogen and oxygen

And turn it into H2O
    Why dont we combine all this hydrogen and oxygen

    And turn it into H2O


    Hydrogen Jokes,  Funny Water Jokes,  
        
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    If Oxygon and Hydrogen are flammable

Then why does water put out fires
    If Oxygon and Hydrogen are flammable

    Then why does water put out fires


    Hydrogen Jokes,  Funny Water Jokes,  
        
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    O2 and H2 goes in. Water and energy comes out.

You can't explain that
    O2 and H2 goes in. Water and energy comes out.

    You can't explain that


    Hydrogen Jokes,  Bill Oreilly Meme,  Energy Jokes,  
        
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    water is a sexy  molecule
    water is a sexy molecule

    Water Jokes,  Molecule Jokes,  Hydrogen Jokes,  
        
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    personally, i prefer nuclear fusion...

me too! oh oxygen, your atomic bonds are so strong!

ahh! i'm coming! i'm making water!
    personally, i prefer nuclear fusion...

    me too! oh oxygen, your atomic bonds are so strong!

    ahh! i'm coming! i'm making water!


    Hydrogen Jokes,  James Bond Puns,  
        
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    Carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, cobalt, Lanthanum, Tellurium? 

Chocolate, yum
    Carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, cobalt, Lanthanum, Tellurium?

    Chocolate, yum


    Hydrogen Jokes,  Carbon Jokes,  
        
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    w about we act like oxygen and hydrogen 

and bond till we're wet
    w about we act like oxygen and hydrogen

    and bond till we're wet


    Hydrogen Jokes,  Howard Wolowitz Meme,  
        
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    You are the hydrogen to my oxygen 

Lets find another hydrogen and see where this goes.
    You are the hydrogen to my oxygen

    Lets find another hydrogen and see where this goes.


    Hydrogen Jokes,  Howard Wolowitz Meme,  
        
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    What happens when you mix hydrogen, oxygen, sulfur, platinum, and aluminum?

You go to Hosptal
    What happens when you mix hydrogen, oxygen, sulfur, platinum, and aluminum?

    You go to Hosptal


    Platinum Jokes,  Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  Element Jokes,  
        
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    Bromine, oxygen, and sulfur meet at a pledge party. 

Now they're bros
    Bromine, oxygen, and sulfur meet at a pledge party.

    Now they're bros


    Sulfur Jokes,  Bromine Jokes,  
        
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