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List Of The Latest Oxygen Jokes
Oxygen is a chemical element with symbol O and was discovered independently by Carl Wilhelm Scheele, in Uppsala, in 1773 or earlier, and Joseph Priestley in Wiltshire, in 1774, but Priestley is often given priority because his work was published first.
Here at Kappit our staff has collected the best oxygen jokes and puns we could find from around the web and social media platforms to create this list of jokes. Enjoy and don't forget to share the love!
When ur friend sends u a funny global warming meme but u don't wanna laugh too hard cause u know oxygen is limited
Dry air is 21 percent oxygen, 78 percent nitrogen and 1 percent other gases.
Almost two-thirds of the weight of living things comes from oxygen, mainly because living things contain a lot of water and 88.9 percent of water’s weight comes from oxygen.
Oxygen is made in stars which have a mass of five or more Earth suns when they burn helium and carbon or just carbon in nuclear fusion reactions. Oxygen is part of the ‘ash’ formed by these nuclear fires.
Oxygen (O2) is unstable in our planet’s atmosphere and must be constantly replenished by photosynthesis in green plants. Without life, our atmosphere would contain almost no O2.