Oxygen Jokes

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What happens when you mix hydrogen, oxygen, sulfur, platinum, and aluminum?

You go to Hosptal
What happens when you mix hydrogen, oxygen, sulfur, platinum, and aluminum?

You go to Hosptal


Platinum Jokes,  Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  Element Jokes,  
    
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Bromine, oxygen, and sulfur meet at a pledge party. 

Now they're bros
Bromine, oxygen, and sulfur meet at a pledge party.

Now they're bros


Sulfur Jokes,  Bromine Jokes,  
    
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Bromine oxygen nitrogen yttrium (sulfur)

Formula for ultimate happiness bRONY(S)
Bromine oxygen nitrogen yttrium (sulfur)

Formula for ultimate happiness bRONY(S)


Bromine Jokes,  Nitrogen Jokes,  
    
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Does your body contain oxygen and neon 

Because you are the ONe
Does your body contain oxygen and neon

Because you are the ONe


Neon Jokes,  Nerdy Chat Up Lines,  
    
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Did You Know
  • Dry air is 21 percent oxygen, 78 percent nitrogen and 1 percent other gases.
  • Almost two-thirds of the weight of living things comes from oxygen, mainly because living things contain a lot of water and 88.9 percent of water’s weight comes from oxygen.
  • Oxygen is made in stars which have a mass of five or more Earth suns when they burn helium and carbon or just carbon in nuclear fusion reactions. Oxygen is part of the ‘ash’ formed by these nuclear fires.
  • Oxygen (O2) is unstable in our planet’s atmosphere and must be constantly replenished by photosynthesis in green plants. Without life, our atmosphere would contain almost no O2.
  • A fact about numbers:
"ONe" is 2...

It is made of Oxygen & Neon!!
    A fact about numbers:
    "ONe" is 2...

    It is made of Oxygen & Neon!!


    Neon Jokes,  Funny Chemistry Facts,  
        
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    hey babe, does your body consist of oxygen and neon? 

because you are the one
    hey babe, does your body consist of oxygen and neon?

    because you are the one


    Neon Jokes,  Big Bang Meme,  
        
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    Radium indium boron oxygen tungsten sulfer
    Radium indium boron oxygen tungsten sulfer

    Boron Jokes,  Tungsten Jokes,  
        
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    I don't always look at boron oxygen oxygen boron and sulfer

But when I do, I get a boron oxygen nitrogen nitrogen erbium
    I don't always look at boron oxygen oxygen boron and sulfer

    But when I do, I get a boron oxygen nitrogen nitrogen erbium


    Chemistry Jokes,  Student Humor,  I Dont Always Meme,  
        
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    boron oxygen oxygen

happy halloween!
    boron oxygen oxygen

    happy halloween!


    Boron Jokes,  Funny Halloween Jokes,  Chemistry Humor,  
        
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    Oxygen, Magnesium! Lithium, Oxygen, Nitrogen!

O-MG! LI-O-N!
    Oxygen, Magnesium! Lithium, Oxygen, Nitrogen!

    O-MG! LI-O-N!


    Chemistry Humor,  Cat Memes (theme),  Lion Jokes,  
        
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    Oxygen and magnesium are dating now!

OMg!
    Oxygen and magnesium are dating now!

    OMg!


    Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Magnesium Jokes,  
        
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    I heard oxygen and magnesium were going out of style

I was like "OMG"
    I heard oxygen and magnesium were going out of style

    I was like "OMG"


    Magnesium Jokes,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  
        
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    if we get together i'll be oxygen and you'll be magnesium

cause you'll be screaming omg all night long!
    if we get together i'll be oxygen and you'll be magnesium

    cause you'll be screaming omg all night long!


    Howard Wolowitz Meme,  Magnesium Jokes,  
        
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    best three elements: psprus, oxygen and radon

otherwise, porn.
    best three elements: psprus, oxygen and radon

    otherwise, porn.


    Radon Jokes,  
        
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    I know you can give up for Lent

Stealing my oxygen
    I know you can give up for Lent

    Stealing my oxygen


    Lent Jokes,  Lent Meme,  
        
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