Paint Puns

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Did you hear about the Uruguayan who wore two jackets when she painted the house?

The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats."
Did you hear about the Uruguayan who wore two jackets when she painted the house?

The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats."


Uruguay Jokes,  Play On Word Jokes,  Stupid Puns,  
    
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Riddles And Jokes Funny,  Funny Riddles And Jokes,  Children Riddles,  
    
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I ain't got no type
I ain't got no type

Memes,  Funny Rap Songs,  
    
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You can't airbrush personality.
You can't airbrush personality.

Memes,  Personality Jokes,  Fake People Jokes,  
    
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i go hard

in the mothering paint
i go hard

in the mothering paint


Memes,  Bob Ross Meme,  
    
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In Soviet Russia

Trees paint you
In Soviet Russia

Trees paint you


Meme,  Ussr Jokes,  Best Soviet Russia Jokes,  
    
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I bet he won't park there anymore
I bet he won't park there anymore

Funny Pictures,  Painter Jokes,  Painting Puns  
    
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Where does a cow artist put his paintings?

In the moooseum.


Painter Jokes,  Funniest Animal Jokes  
    
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Trust me I'm engineer...
Trust me I'm engineer...

Painter Jokes,  Funny Stupid Images  
    
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i dont always paint trees

but when i do, i make them ing happy
i dont always paint trees

but when i do, i make them ing happy


Funny Happy Thoughts,  Bob Ross Meme,  
    
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Never holds enough paint for the wall

Infinite paint when cleaning
Never holds enough paint for the wall

Infinite paint when cleaning


Cleaning Jokes,  Painter Jokes,  Annoying Jokes  
    
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I drew a picture on the wall

... Found the paint in my diaper!
I drew a picture on the wall

... Found the paint in my diaper!


Bad Toddlers,  Funny Kid Sayings,  Funny Kids Sayings  
    
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Prisoner who paints in jail, will have brush with the law.

Painter Jokes,  Painting Puns,  Prison Jokes  
    
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