Panic Jokes

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When you thought you ran over an animal but it was just a person
When you thought you ran over an animal but it was just a person

Memes,  Car Accident Jokes,  
    
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Send me a "we need to talk" text and I'm just going to respond with "yeah. We absolutely do." Now we're both waiting with spicy armpits.
Send me a "we need to talk" text and I'm just going to respond with "yeah. We absolutely do." Now we're both waiting with spicy armpits.

Memes,  Text Jokes Funny,  Nervous Jokes,  
    
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2016:  this ebola thing could kill us all

2017: clowns. the clowns are gonna get us all

2018: watch out for the f*ckin lettuce
2016: this ebola thing could kill us all

2017: clowns. the clowns are gonna get us all

2018: watch out for the f*ckin lettuce


Memes,  Salad Jokes,  2018 Meme,  
    
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Radio Host: "The listeners want you to spit a freestyle"

Lil something or whatever:
Radio Host: "The listeners want you to spit a freestyle"

Lil something or whatever:


Memes,  Jokes About Rappers,  Anime Memes,  
    
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Me: I have baby fever so bad! Omg I want a baby!!

*Experiences a pregnancy symptom*

Me:
Me: I have baby fever so bad! Omg I want a baby!!

*Experiences a pregnancy symptom*

Me:


Memes,  Pregnancy Humor,  Nervous Jokes,  
    
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Hearing an iPhone alarm clock go off activates my fight or flight instincts
Hearing an iPhone alarm clock go off activates my fight or flight instincts

Memes,  Iphone Humor,  Alarm Clock Jokes,  
    
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When you piss him off so he starts driving fast af
When you piss him off so he starts driving fast af

Memes,  Pissed Off Jokes,  Couples Humor,  
    
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When I haven't even started my makeup yet and he texs me "here"
When I haven't even started my makeup yet and he texs me "here"

Memes,  Jokes About Makeup,  Funny Jokes For Women,  
    
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"We need to talk later"

First of all, I have anxiety. Tell me now.
"We need to talk later"

First of all, I have anxiety. Tell me now.


Memes,  First Of All Meme,  Anxiety Meme,  
    
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When the shooter is female, Muslim, Vegan, AND shot people in an area with strict gun laws, so you can't blame the NRA, republicans or white males for the shooting
When the shooter is female, Muslim, Vegan, AND shot people in an area with strict gun laws, so you can't blame the NRA, republicans or white males for the shooting

Memes,  Shooting Jokes,  Gun Control Jokes,  
    
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When a slight change in behavior makes you think they don't like you anymore and you know you're overreacting but you can't stop overreacting and you need reassurance every 5 minutes
When a slight change in behavior makes you think they don't like you anymore and you know you're overreacting but you can't stop overreacting and you need reassurance every 5 minutes

Memes,  Personal Joke,  
    
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This is the mood for 2018

I'm not gonna panic because I don't do that anymore
This is the mood for 2018

I'm not gonna panic because I don't do that anymore


Memes,  Mood Memes,  2018 Meme,  
    
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When you in the shower and the lights flicker
When you in the shower and the lights flicker

Memes,  When You Meme,  Shower Memes,  
    
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When it's ur turn to present in front of the class and u can't even remember ur name.
When it's ur turn to present in front of the class and u can't even remember ur name.

Memes,  Class Memes,  Nervous Jokes,  
    
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When you're in line at the grocery store and your mom  leaves you to run and grab something she forgot
When you're in line at the grocery store and your mom leaves you to run and grab something she forgot

Memes,  Good Jokes For Teenagers,  Grocery Store Joke,  
    
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