Parachute Jokes

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Please fasten your parachutes. I've got a very lucrative job offer.
Please fasten your parachutes. I've got a very lucrative job offer.

Pilot Humor,  Good Job Jokes,  
    
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What if that really was the queen

Parachutin into the Olympics with Daniel Craig?
What if that really was the queen

Parachutin into the Olympics with Daniel Craig?


Queen Elizabeth Meme,  Olympic Jokes,  
    
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On your birthday, theres nothing I wouldnt give you. Unless we had to jump out of a plane with just one parachute  then youre on your own. Happy Birthday!
On your birthday, theres nothing I wouldnt give you. Unless we had to jump out of a plane with just one parachute then youre on your own. Happy Birthday!

Corny Birthday Jokes,  Funny Birthday Greetings,  
    
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I remember the day that Amelia Earhart

Sacrificed herself by giving me the only parachute
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brianwilliams: me too
me too

I remember the day that Amelia Earhart

Sacrificed herself by giving me the only parachute


Memes,  Brian Williams Meme,  
    
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we forgot to give him a parachute
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we forgot to give him a parachute


Memes,  Felix Baumgartner Meme,  
    
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Sponsored by a drink whose slogan is "red bull gives you wings"

Has to use a parachute to make a safe landing
Sponsored by a drink whose slogan is "red bull gives you wings"

Has to use a parachute to make a safe landing


Memes,  Felix Baumgartner Meme,  
    
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Did you know: You can skydive without a parachute but only once.
Did you know: You can skydive without a parachute but only once.

Memes,  Skydiving Jokes,  Funny Stupid Facts,  
    
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Possibly the most skillful photobomb ever...
Possibly the most skillful photobomb ever...

Meme,  Funny Photo Bombs,  Funny Jokes In Pictures,  
    
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Sarah Palin

Parah Salin
Sarah Palin

Parah Salin


Sarah Palin Jokes,  Funny Image,  Sarah Palin Meme,  
    
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He came up with a parachute that opens on impact.

Roast Jokes,  Rude Jokes To Text,  
    
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Yo' Mama is so skinny, she could parachute with a sandwich bag

Your Mama So Skinny Jokes,  Bag Jokes,  
    
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Just because nobody complains doesnt mean all parachutes are perfect - Benny Hill

Complaining Jokes,  Random Jokes,  Words Of Wisdom Funny  
    
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Whats the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant.

Job Jokes,  Career Jokes  
    
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Do not argue with spouse who is packing your parachute.

Argument Jokes,  Spouse Jokes,  
    
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The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open.

Mind Jokes,  Thinking Jokes  
    
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