Paramedic Jokes

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Me: Mom I'm going to a party later

Mom: Do you have a ride home?

Me:
Me: Mom I'm going to a party later

Mom: Do you have a ride home?

Me:


Memes,  Mom Jokes,  
    
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Memes,  Running Jokes,  Out Of Shape Jokes,  
    
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Saved 2 people

Ran over 40
Saved 2 people

Ran over 40


Grand Theft Auto Jokes,  Video Games Meme,  
    
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Why did the paramedic cross the road? 

Because there was a dead kid in the middle
Why did the paramedic cross the road?

Because there was a dead kid in the middle


Cross The Road Jokes,  Anti Joke Chicken (theme),  
    
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Oh look, its a firefighter!

Im a fickin paramedic
Oh look, its a firefighter!

Im a fickin paramedic


Fire Fighter Jokes,  Funny Look Alikes,  
    
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Funny Jesus,  Medical Humor,  
    
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Look at that player writhing around in agony on the floor screaming 

Better casually stroll over there in a minute
Look at that player writhing around in agony on the floor screaming

Better casually stroll over there in a minute


Scumbag Meme,  Sports Memes,  
    
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Ma I'm going to a party later

"Do you have a ride home?"
Ma I'm going to a party later

"Do you have a ride home?"


Memes,  Best Party Jokes,  Ambulance Jokes,  
    
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Somebody call

The waaaambulance
Somebody call

The waaaambulance


Memes,  Dez Bryant Jokes,  Dez Bryant Meme,  
    
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Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

Relatable Posts,  Funny Words Of Advice,  
    
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Feeling sick to your stomach? The cure is a dose of pranks! Let these paramedics administer the treatment to cure your funny bone

Paramedic Pranks - Best of Just for Laughs Gags
Feeling sick to your stomach? The cure is a dose of pranks! Let these paramedics administer the treatment to cure your funny bone

Pranks,  Child Birth Jokes,  Giving Birth Jokes,  
    
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"Kevin! Put this clean underwear on before you get to the hospital!"
"Kevin! Put this clean underwear on before you get to the hospital!"

Funny Pictures,  Ambulance Jokes,  Funny Medical Comics,  Old Mom Jokes,  
    
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Paramedic: Where are you hurt?

Accident Victim: I don't know--I haven't seen my lawyer yet.


Cool Funny Jokes,  Ambulance Jokes,  Great Lawyer Jokes,  
    
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