Parenting Humor

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Parenting humor is never ending. The biggest and most difficult job you'll ever have in your life is full of hilarious moments, fails and triumphs. Many say there is no handbook to parenting, some say, I wish we had a clue what we were doing. One funny saying all parents can relate to is, "Silence is golden... unless you have a toddler. In that case it is very, very suspicious."

Parenting without a sense of humor is like being an accountant who sucks at math. For moms who handle most of the work, they'd say, I don't want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like my husband. Most moms would also agree that "You know you're a mom when you don't dress to impress anymore, but comfortable enough to run a marathon with kids in tow. Hey, it is a never ending job.
When your kids are in sports but you hate talking to other parents
When your kids are in sports but you hate talking to other parents

Memes,  Anti Social Jokes,  
    
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wife: we can't curse around the kids anymore.

me: what suld i say instead of bull-

wife: shhh say snake instead.

me: [whispers] this is snake
wife: we can't curse around the kids anymore.

me: what suld i say instead of bull-

wife: shhh say snake instead.

me: [whispers] this is snake


Memes,  Funny Sayings Jokes,  
    
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We could take our kids to a restaurant tonight or cut out the middle man & just spill a drink, throw crayons under the table & light $60 on fire.
We could take our kids to a restaurant tonight or cut out the middle man & just spill a drink, throw crayons under the table & light $60 on fire.

Memes,  Restaurant Jokes,  Eating Jokes,  
    
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My mom showing me where something is after I told her I couldn't find it
My mom showing me where something is after I told her I couldn't find it

Memes,  Mom Humor,  
    
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Me to my kids "You is smart. You is kind. You is important. You is too loud. You is aging me. You is expensive."
Me to my kids "You is smart. You is kind. You is important. You is too loud. You is aging me. You is expensive."

Memes,  Funny Sayings About Kids,  Jokes About Children,  
    
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Me trying to figure out how to delete "Boss Baby" from Netflix
Me trying to figure out how to delete "Boss Baby" from Netflix

Memes,  Movie Jokes,  Netflix Jokes,  
    
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my momma said don't have me around "the new "
my momma said don't have me around "the new "

Memes,  Divorce Jokes For Men,  New Wife Jokes,  
    
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Me at my kid's football games 15 years from now
Me at my kid's football games 15 years from now

Memes,  Funny Football Jokes,  Funny Sports Signs,  
    
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To a toddler: Aye what you got in your hand?

Toddler:
To a toddler: Aye what you got in your hand?

Toddler:


Memes,  Jokes About Kids,  Cartoon Meme,  
    
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To build character, I make my kids stare at this for five minutes before they can use the wifi.
To build character, I make my kids stare at this for five minutes before they can use the wifi.

Memes,  Wifi Jokes,  Internet Humor,  
    
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Parents these days can't control their kids in public. All my mom had to do is look at me certain way and I would get it together
Parents these days can't control their kids in public. All my mom had to do is look at me certain way and I would get it together

Memes,  Jokes About Parents,  Cartoon Memes,  
    
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Me 10 mins into babysitting: I love children. Can;t wait to be a parent one day

Me 11 mins into babysitting:
Me 10 mins into babysitting: I love children. Can;t wait to be a parent one day

Me 11 mins into babysitting:


Memes,  Babysitting Memes,  Jokes About Kids,  
    
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Some parents wanna nurture, cuddle and hug their babies...I will probably just be this parent
Some parents wanna nurture, cuddle and hug their babies...I will probably just be this parent

Memes,  Funny Images Of Baby,  
    
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when a baby won't stop crying so naturally you have to outdo the little
when a baby won't stop crying so naturally you have to outdo the little

Memes,  Jokes About Babies,  Crying Jokes,  
    
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