Parenting Jokes

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Parents, tell me a story to make my baby ever go away.

Daycare is $300 per week
Parents, tell me a story to make my baby ever go away.

Daycare is $300 per week


Memes,  Daycare Jokes,  Jokes About Money,  
    
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Passing the LOL aisle be like...
Passing the LOL aisle be like...

Memes,  Toy Jokes,  
    
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This lady birthed 5 girls that had no actual real talent and then marketed them all into multi millionaires. Legendary
This lady birthed 5 girls that had no actual real talent and then marketed them all into multi millionaires. Legendary

Memes,  Kris Jenner Memes,  Kardashian Jokes,  
    
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When your child is being difficult after you shower him
When your child is being difficult after you shower him

Memes,  Drake Memes,  Conor Mcgregor Meme,  
    
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My wife and I announce when we're going to the bathroom, but it's more a way of saying, "I'm not watching the kids, so if they die in the next 4 minutes it's all your fault."
My wife and I announce when we're going to the bathroom, but it's more a way of saying, "I'm not watching the kids, so if they die in the next 4 minutes it's all your fault."

Memes,  Parent Humor,  
    
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How black parents apologize:
How black parents apologize:

Memes,  Black Ppl Jokes,  Parent Humor,  
    
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Are you even a parent until you've mastered the "hook me up with some candy reach behind" ???
Are you even a parent until you've mastered the "hook me up with some candy reach behind" ???

Memes,  Parenting Meme,  
    
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i don't think i'm prepared for the moment my son comes me from scol with mework and has a math question and then realizes his mother is a ing moron
i don't think i'm prepared for the moment my son comes me from scol with mework and has a math question and then realizes his mother is a ing moron

Memes,  Mom Humor,  
    
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Me: *Has baby fever*

Friend: "Daycare costs $1,000/month"

Me:
Me: *Has baby fever*

Friend: "Daycare costs $1,000/month"

Me:


Memes,  Jokes About Babies,  
    
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Clean

Make breakfast

Start beef with all my kids
Clean

Make breakfast

Start beef with all my kids


Memes,  Beef Jokes,  Mom Humor,  
    
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This'll be me in the future raising a little monkey alone bc I can't depend on men and can't be bothered with kids
This'll be me in the future raising a little monkey alone bc I can't depend on men and can't be bothered with kids

Memes,  Rihanna Meme,  
    
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Me in 10 years calling my kids from upstairs to pass me my red bag
Me in 10 years calling my kids from upstairs to pass me my red bag

Memes,  Mom Meme,  Kris Jenner Meme,  
    
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dad: your mother and i are worried

son: tse drugs aren't mine

dad: drugs? i'm talking about you playing pokemon go
dad: your mother and i are worried

son: tse drugs aren't mine

dad: drugs? i'm talking about you playing pokemon go


Memes,  Father Son Jokes,  Funny Drug Quotes,  
    
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- Mom, am I ugly?
 
- I told you not to call me mom in front of people!
- Mom, am I ugly?

- I told you not to call me mom in front of people!


Memes,  Mother Jokes,  
    
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My kids won't leave

The beach in Aruba
My kids won't leave

The beach in Aruba


Aruba Jokes,  1st World Problems,  First World Problems Meme (theme),  
    
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