Passover Jokes

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In this area of the website, we have intertwined the most popular funny viral Passover jokes and memes from all over the Internet. We have scanned all over the web and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys and girls have sent to us, and have added them here. You will be able to review some of the best jokes about food restrictions.

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Giving up bread for Passover is almost as awful as talking to people on gluten-free diets.
Giving up bread for Passover is almost as awful as talking to people on gluten-free diets.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Jewish Ecards,  
    
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i think you may be confusing pover with the south beach diet.
i think you may be confusing pover with the south beach diet.

Memes,  Diet Humor,  
    
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Funny Passover parody of Mark Ronson & Bruno Mars' "Uptown Funk"

Passover Funk -"Uptown Funk" PARODY
Funny Passover parody of Mark Ronson & Bruno Mars' "Uptown Funk"

Funny Videos,  Jewish Funny,  Funny Parody Videos,  Music Videos,  
    
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This is the day of Passover where I'd pretty much stab someone for a real sandwich.
This is the day of Passover where I'd pretty much stab someone for a real sandwich.

Funny Ecards,  Hungry Jokes,  
    
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Passover is just like Easter but without the bunny, bonnets, colored eggs or New Testament.
Passover is just like Easter but without the bunny, bonnets, colored eggs or New Testament.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Easter Ecards,  
    
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Ramses

Y u no deliver my people?!
Ramses

Y u no deliver my people?!


Memes,  Y U No (theme),  Passover Meme,  
    
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I'd be more into Passover if we didn't have to eat Passover food.
I'd be more into Passover if we didn't have to eat Passover food.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Jewish Ecards,  
    
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my version of pornography is spending pover week staring at cupcake boards on pinterest.
my version of pornography is spending pover week staring at cupcake boards on pinterest.

Funny Ecards,  Pinterest Jokes,  
    
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if god didn't want us fat

the he'd make pover longer than 8 ing days
if god didn't want us fat

the he'd make pover longer than 8 ing days


Memes,  Funny Fat Jokes,  
    
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i don't always keep kosher for pover 

but when i do i'm constipated as  from all the matzoh
i don't always keep kosher for pover

but when i do i'm constipated as from all the matzoh


Memes,  Passover Memes,  
    
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Happy Passover 

Traitors!
Happy Passover

Traitors!


Memes,  Passover Meme,  Jewish Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Oh, you have to eat kosher for Passover? 

Tell me all about how hard it is to not eat wheat for 8 days.
Oh, you have to eat kosher for Passover?

Tell me all about how hard it is to not eat wheat for 8 days.


Memes,  Gene Wilder Meme,  Willy Wonka Meme (theme),  
    
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Everything I know about Passover

Is from an episode of Rugrats
Everything I know about Passover

Is from an episode of Rugrats


Memes,  Passover Memes,  
    
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You get to keep your first born! 

You get to keep your first born!
You get to keep your first born!

You get to keep your first born!


Memes,  Passover Memes,  
    
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Jewish holiday?

Wasn't Passover in April?
Jewish holiday?

Wasn't Passover in April?


Memes,  April Jokes,  
    
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