Peanut Jokes

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when you trying to convince your girl to swallow:

nutrition starts with nut
when you trying to convince your girl to swallow:

nutrition starts with nut


Memes,  Nut Puns,  
    
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All right, Goober, hand over the wallet and the cane! And make it quick!
All right, Goober, hand over the wallet and the cane! And make it quick!

Nutcracker Jokes,  Robber Jokes,  Robbery Jokes,  
    
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Knock knock

Whos there?

Cash

Cash who?

No thanks, but Ill take a peanut if you have one.
Knock knock

Whos there?

Cash

Cash who?

No thanks, but Ill take a peanut if you have one.


Funny Jokes,  Bad Knock Knock Jokes,  
    
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when the kid with the nut allergy starts talking
when the kid with the nut allergy starts talking

Memes,  Candy Bar Jokes,  Snickers Jokes,  
    
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This product contains peanuts.

Apparently there was some confusion...
This product contains peanuts.

Apparently there was some confusion...


Funny Pictures,  Confused Jokes,  
    
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The face you make when

Someone says they don't like peanut butter
The face you make when

Someone says they don't like peanut butter


Memes,  The Face You Make (theme),  
    
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I'm avoiding nuts and avocad-

They're good fats!
I'm avoiding nuts and avocad-

They're good fats!


Memes,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  Batman Slapping Robin (theme),  
    
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when you pee after you nut ... is it called a peanut?
when you pee after you nut ... is it called a peanut?

Memes,  Cumming Jokes,  
    
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Yep Dustin I ate the last of the peanut butter

Don't have a panic attack about it
Yep Dustin I ate the last of the peanut butter

Don't have a panic attack about it


Memes,  Dustin Jokes,  
    
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A handicapped man gets people to help him at a grocery store, but while they're helping him, they get a whole bunch of nuts hitting them right in the face.

Nuts in the Face Prank!!
A handicapped man gets people to help him at a grocery store, but while they're helping him, they get a whole bunch of nuts hitting them right in the face.

Pranks,  Grocery Store Joke,  Food Humor,  
    
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Niall, 

Just waiting for it to fall so he can eat it.
Niall,

Just waiting for it to fall so he can eat it.


Funny Pictures,  Funny One Direction Jokes,  
    
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my favorite african american hero is george washin caver because he made penus and i love penus and i love to eat penus.
my favorite african american hero is george washin caver because he made penus and i love penus and i love to eat penus.

Funny Pictures,  Funny Kids Sayings,  
    
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w peanut butter is made
w peanut butter is made

Funny Pictures,  Funny Poop Facts,  Funny Food,  
    
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A peanut sat on a railroad track.

His heart was all a-flutter.

The five-fifteen came rushing by.

"Toot! Toot!" Peanut butter!


Young Kids Jokes,  Jokes For Young Kids,  Train Jokes,  
    
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Parents

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth.

In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.

He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to hospital.

As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date.

After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.

The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard.

When the father blew, the peanut flew out. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy.

The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat.

Once he left the mother turned to the father and said, "That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?"

The father replied "From the smell of his fingers, . . . our son in-law!"


Father Daughter Jokes,  Funny Parent Quotes,  Son Jokes,  
    
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