Peanut Jokes

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when you trying to convince your girl to swallow:

nutrition starts with nut
when you trying to convince your girl to swallow:

nutrition starts with nut


Memes,  Nut Puns,  
    
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All right, Goober, hand over the wallet and the cane! And make it quick!
All right, Goober, hand over the wallet and the cane! And make it quick!

Nutcracker Jokes,  Robber Jokes,  Robbery Jokes,  
    
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Knock knock

Whos there?

Cash

Cash who?

No thanks, but Ill take a peanut if you have one.
Knock knock

Whos there?

Cash

Cash who?

No thanks, but Ill take a peanut if you have one.


Funny Jokes,  Bad Knock Knock Jokes,  
    
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when the kid with the nut allergy starts talking
when the kid with the nut allergy starts talking

Memes,  Candy Bar Jokes,  Snickers Jokes,  
    
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This product contains peanuts.

Apparently there was some confusion...
This product contains peanuts.

Apparently there was some confusion...


Funny Pictures,  Confused Jokes,  
    
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The face you make when

Someone says they don't like peanut butter
The face you make when

Someone says they don't like peanut butter


Memes,  The Face You Make (theme),  
    
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I'm avoiding nuts and avocad-

They're good fats!
I'm avoiding nuts and avocad-

They're good fats!


Memes,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  Batman Slapping Robin (theme),  
    
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when you pee after you nut ... is it called a peanut?
when you pee after you nut ... is it called a peanut?

Memes,  Cumming Jokes,  
    
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Yep Dustin I ate the last of the peanut butter

Don't have a panic attack about it
Yep Dustin I ate the last of the peanut butter

Don't have a panic attack about it


Memes,  Dustin Jokes,  
    
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A handicapped man gets people to help him at a grocery store, but while they're helping him, they get a whole bunch of nuts hitting them right in the face.

Nuts in the Face Prank!!
A handicapped man gets people to help him at a grocery store, but while they're helping him, they get a whole bunch of nuts hitting them right in the face.

Pranks,  Grocery Store Joke,  Food Humor,  
    
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Niall, 

Just waiting for it to fall so he can eat it.
Niall,

Just waiting for it to fall so he can eat it.


Funny Pictures,  Funny One Direction Jokes,  
    
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my favorite african american hero is george washin caver because he made penus and i love penus and i love to eat penus.
my favorite african american hero is george washin caver because he made penus and i love penus and i love to eat penus.

Funny Pictures,  Funny Kids Sayings,  
    
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w peanut butter is made
w peanut butter is made

Funny Pictures,  Funny Poop Facts,  Funny Food,  
    
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A peanut sat on a railroad track.

His heart was all a-flutter.

The five-fifteen came rushing by.

"Toot! Toot!" Peanut butter!


Young Kids Jokes,  Jokes For Young Kids,  Train Jokes,  
    
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