Pee Jokes

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Pee jokesTo pee or not to pee
Peeing in the bed is something most of us have done at one time, but as adults some people still do it. There’s the people who are too lazy to get out of the pool and pee all in it smh. Then there're golden showers. Ever since R Kelly scandal people not only know what a golden shower actually is but even now years later the jokes still fly on the regular.

Here we have the funniest pee jokes from all over the Internet. We’ve sought out anything funny, popular or viral to share here with you. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
kid: mom i got my bed all wet...

mom: well maybe you suld go teach your dad then because he can't get anything wet
kid: mom i got my bed all wet...

mom: well maybe you suld go teach your dad then because he can't get anything wet


Memes,  Bed Joke,  
    
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doctor: ted, i have good news and bad news.

ted: what's the good news?

doctor: your semen sample was flawless.

ted: what's the bad news?

doctor: this was a urine test.
doctor: ted, i have good news and bad news.

ted: what's the good news?

doctor: your semen sample was flawless.

ted: what's the bad news?

doctor: this was a urine test.


Memes,  Funny Doctor Quotes,  Patient Jokes,  
    
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Me *gets cozy in bed*

Me bladder:
Me *gets cozy in bed*

Me bladder:


Memes,  Going To Bed Jokes,  Body Jokes,  
    
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barack obama: "this tastes amazing,. what is it?

bear grylls: "my ."
barack obama: "this tastes amazing,. what is it?

bear grylls: "my ."


Memes,  Barack Obama Jokes,  
    
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"your teeth so yellow if you take it out and put in a gl of water it'll look like a urine sample"
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"your teeth so yellow if you take it out and put in a gl of water it'll look like a urine sample"

Nba Memes,  Rotten Teeth Jokes,  
    
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Coming soon

To women's restrooms everywhere
Coming soon

To women's restrooms everywhere


Memes,  Bathroom Memes,  Restroom Jokes,  
    
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Overactive bladder
Overactive bladder

Anatomy Puns,  List Of Puns,  
    
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Morning pee is like...
Morning pee is like...

Memes,  Morning Humor,  
    
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did you hear about the indian that drank too much tea?

he drowned in his teepee!!
did you hear about the indian that drank too much tea?

he drowned in his teepee!!


Tea Jokes,  Native American Racist Jokes,  
    
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You might want to get off your cell phone to hear me tell you this medicine will turn your urine orange!
You might want to get off your cell phone to hear me tell you this medicine will turn your urine orange!

Ecard Humor,  Medicine Jokes,  Pharmacist Jokes,  
    
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thirsty indians be like

add me i will drink your urine
thirsty indians be like

add me i will drink your urine


Offensive Indian Jokes,  Funny Indian Jokes,  
    
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got lost during an easter egg hunt

better drink my own
got lost during an easter egg hunt

better drink my own


    
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i have to take a pea
i have to take a pea

Pea Jokes,  Silly Puns,  
    
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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the P is silent.
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the P is silent.


Dinosaur Joke,  Jurassic Park Meme,  Bathroom Jokes,  
    
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christopher walken

is watching you pee
christopher walken

is watching you pee


Christopher Walken Jokes,  Funny Random Stuff,  
    
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